Don't throw me into that briar patch...!

Just saw a headline confirming what we already knew about donaldina and leon trying to be the epitome of petty...

They've revoked President Biden's security clearance.

(I'm sure it was donaldina's response to being loudly and roundly booed at the Superbowl--Fly, Eagles!)

Well, I'm sure Irish Joe just pulled out and donned his aviators and clasped his hands in mock prayer and said in the most mock-pitiful voice he could muster, "Oh, sir, puh-leeeeeeeease don't throw me into that briar patch...!"

In other words, they think they're being petty, but all they've really done is let The Best President in Living Memory off the hook for cleaning up their mess when they're done imploding (which can't be soon enough).

Dear Federal colleagues: call your Security

Dear Federal colleagues:

When any unauthorized non-government civilian attempts to "storm" your facility, call Security.

That individual, no matter who it is, is a security risk to you, your customers, your data, and your systems.

So if they show up on your doorstep demanding access, treat them like any other terrorist punk and call Security.

It's not just a good idea--it's the law!