Friday, January 17, 2014

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By working faithfully eight hours a day
you may eventually get to be boss
and work twelve hours a day!
                                                                             Robert Frost
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UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
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WEAPONS ‘R’ US ! !
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How may we help you?

We got hand-held rocket launchers (our most popular weapon–they’re literally flying off the racks)...

Aisle 1
M-16s
AR-15s
AK-47s
IEDs
BARs
Variety of Rifles...semi-automatic

Aisle 2
an assortment of grenades
grenade launchers
45 caliber pistols

Aisle 3
AMMO to fill all your weapon needs!
Bullet-Proof Vests in a Variety of Sizes & Colors*

*Vests can be manufactured in School Colors.

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We don’t need no stinkin’ Mental Hospitals!
We’re just fine here in America.
CLOSE them all!
What we need is MORE Guns!

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