Congratulations, Madame President Tr*mp

I just heard that Madame President Tr*mp just declared all Americans female.

No lie--she declared that we are all female by Executive Order.

The biology she quoted discusses which sex we are at conception.

So it stands to reason that she knows that every human is female at conception. This is why men have nipples. Masculinization occurs weeks later in pregnancy.

So we're all female now.

My transgender girlfriends must be so relieved!

Maybe now republicans will start treating women better because they're all now women, too.

So congratulations to our first female transgender lesbian President: Donald J. Trump.

Frankly, I was hoping for a different woman to be our first female President, but I'll take what I can get, I guess.