SHOULD EVERY COP BE ALLOWED TO CARRY A GUN?


DEFINITELY NOT!


ANYBODY OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER MILTON BERLE?


OH, HOLD ON A MINUTE...I WAS JUST A KID AND HE WAS UNCLE MILTIE TO US YOUNG UNS!


WELL, HE USTA SHOUT "MAKE-UP!" AND A GUY WOULD COME ON STAGE AND HIT UNCLE MILTIE WITH A GIANT POWDER PUFF AND EVERYTHING WENT WHITE!


TO MAKE A LONG STORY INTOLERABLY LONGER,


I THINK POLICEMEN TODAY SHOULD CARRY GIANT POWDER PUFFS AND BE TRAINED TO SHOUT:


"STOP!

OR YOU'RE GONNA BE HIT WITH THIS AND IT WILL DRIVE YOUR ALLERGIES CRAZY!" THEN EVERYBODY GOES HOME!


THE END.