Friday, January 13, 2012

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    Rick Perry...
  The Little Dummer Boy
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I used to call Rick Perry Jethro, (remember Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies?) ‘til I realized I was insulting Jethro...after all, Jethro did know how to ‘cipher!

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    Every time Gingrich mentions his “positive” 
          campaign,an angel throws up blood.
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Don't you miss Herman Cain?

*****Today’s Jumble*****

Who said...
We can talk about these things in quiet rooms.

Hint:
Can’t spell his name without money.

Mitt rOMNEY

Who traveled with their pet dog
ON THE ROOF OF THE CAR?

Yep, Zit Romney
(He may be rich but rich doesn’t come with brains.)

Mitt Romney...
He'll say anything to win...The multiple choice candidate.

Corporations are people, my friend
Him Again

Want More Mitt?
As head of the investment company Bain Capital, 
Mitt laid off thousands of workers.

Romney's advice on the foreclosure crisis:
"Don't try and stop the foreclosure process."

Romney calls Obama's payroll tax cut 
that would save middle class/lower income families 
$1,500 a year "temporary little band aids."

As governor, Mitt made it more expensive 
to use an ice skating rink, register a boat, take the 
bar exam, and transport hazardous waste.