Thursday, October 09, 2014

TOUR THE WHITE HOUSE
No Waiting!
No Tickets! No Pesky Secret Service!
No Olympic Capabilities Necessary!
Just Scale The Fence...A Short Romp...
Voila! You're In! 
That's All You Need To
Tour The Family Residence!
Leave Your Gun At Home...
Bring Your Favorite Knife
SHAKE HANDS
WITH THE FIRST FAMILY
OR SLAUGHTER THEM!
Get Your Name In History Books
For Killing
The First Black President--
Bigots Will  Rejoice!