Monday, August 15, 2011

Rick Perry, the current evangelical governor of Texas, wants to tax more poor people. Know why? They don’t fight back. Gawd, get ready for Six flags over Jesus.

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 My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
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The Joys of Air Travel

Make sure there are no holes in your socks.

As I was preparing my next post my daughter, just back from Puerto Rico described what security put a 64-year-old woman through. My daughter stayed with the visibly shaken woman until security was convinced she wasn’t a terrorist. They just made their flight.

I have a solution I’ve been working on since these ultra-security examinations began.

All travelers should be required to wear see-thru clothing...including undergarments. Whatever security wants to see, or whatever looks suspicious, would be clearly visible.

No fuss...No muss.

How efficient would that be? Think about it. Certainly more dignified than hopping around on one foot making a feeble attempt to get our shoes back on. 

Just think...hopping around the airport shoeless would be a thing of the past.