Greetings, gentle Dot Calm Readers!

Dot Calm's shadow here again.

Dot is still out of commission, but don't worry:
she's o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-kay!

I'm still filling in as guest blogger.

Since my life has been slammed, too, for the past few weeks, I'm mostly posting funnies today--no articles.

Please don't blame me if some of the cartoons are too true to be funny.

Meanwhile, Dot reminded me not to let you forget that this important event is nearly upon us:

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Uterus Registration Day

May 1 to June 22

Don't Be Caught Using an Unregistered Uterus, Ladies

Uterus Gastapo making door-to-door checks starting June 23rd! 

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Desperate Residents of Austin Surrounded by Texas

--Andy Borowitz, The New Yorker

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Get Your War On!

Get Your War On!

OK, gentle Readers...you can always tell that, when something this sick-sick-sick-sick gets posted, it's being done by Dot Calm's shadow--NOT Dot Calm!

 

You have been warned....

Get Your War On!
 

So, God told Bush to start the war,
but He didn't tell him how to run it? 

The Tealiban