trump was upset that the pope's funeral wasn't about him. We are, too, brah, we are, too.

Time for todaze musings, videos, and memes...buckle up and let's go!

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Chinese social media have labeled trump "10,000 tariff grandpa."

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Dear red states: thank you for nobly sacrificing the federal aid you receive from blue states by voting to give trump that money for golf, military parades celebrating her 5 draft-dodging deferments, & more plastic surgery for melanie, who's getting noticeably long in the tooth.

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musk and the rest of the republicans are the beta-est of beta cucks. They could not be more ignorant, malicious, and destructive if they tried...and boy howdy are they trying! (Of course, they're always very trying!) They are so destructive that they're indistinguishable from enemy agents.

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trump bails out egg suppliers, who in turn jacked up prices and made RECORD profits:

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Maddow on musk hurting America... "U mad brah?":

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trump is determined to kill Americans--with rfk,jr.,'s help.

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GET READY: GENERAL STRIKE--united, we CAN save our democracy. United, we WILL save our democracy. What choice do we have?

We CAN have nice things, like all Americans fed, housed, clothed, educated, and cared for with autonomy and dignity. We CAN have great infrastructure, honest media, and honest politicians. We CAN have accountability for those with the most power and mercy for those with the least power. We CAN outlaw billionaires and parasites and use the money they steal to take care of those in need. We CAN treat ALL Americans like fully-fledged humans with bodily autonomy and the right to live, love, and dress as they choose--whatever brings them joy. And, ultimately, we CAN have truly open borders, so we can all travel the whole wide world and love all of the beautiful people, taste all of the delicious food, and marvel at all of the glorious sights. Our government has made it clear that it will not save us, so it's up to us. Fortunately, we're up to the job! It's time: BECOME UNGOVERNABLE!

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Steve Shives's absolutely perfect explainer in skit format for how stupid trump's trade war is: diner vs barber shop

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jessica donaldina vance killed the pope? The vance fuck-marry-kill that opens this video is hilarious...and the zingers that follow slap even harder...LOL!!

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