Thursday, August 01, 2013

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  MANDATORY

     VASECTOMY FOR UNMARRIED MEN/BOYS! 
Abortion Problem Solved! 
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A drunk stumbles down the street, one foot on the curb, one in the gutter. Cop pulls up and says: I’m taking you in, pal. You're drunk!

Are you sure? he slurs.

Yeah, buddy, I'm sure. Let's go.

Breathing a sigh of relief, he says, Thank gawd! I thought I was crippled!