First, trump urged maga to move on from social disdain for pedophilia. They wouldn't. Now trump doesn't want maga support anymore!

"MAGA Christians are a cult of power, retribution, and grievance disguised as a religion."

Many disavow American christians as "christian," but it is not up to anyone else to gatekeep who is and who is not a christian. So the culmination of millennia of dogma and magical thinking into its logical conclusion as modern maga christianity--where there is no hate like christian love, where cruelty is the point, and where adherents fantasize about alligators eating brown people alive just for being brown and fantasize about killing women for having sex--is as predictable as it is harmful. And as Dr. Russell Razzaque says, this death cult complements the billionaire accelerationist death cult. 

More Tr*mp-supporting Canadians deported.

"Shocking: Trump disavows MAGA over Epstein Files: "I don't want their support anymore."

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN LIST!!!!! Seriously. I wouldn't be surprised if President Clinton is on it, but I'm damn sure trump and most if not all republicans (except perhaps lady g) are on it. Remember when you watch or read anything from trump and every other republican that EVERY accusation is a confession. FDJT!!!!!

Let's talk about Trump ending Education....

"This is why so many Americans are moving to Russia"

The short answer: propaganda. For example, it's not just fox propaganda--the fascist billionaire-owned New York Times LIES LIKE HELL. It's even worse than I thought! So maga parents are dragging their poor kids to Russia, expecting royal treatment and roads paved with gold, and, for starters, the men are getting drafted and sent to the front lines. Those who regret the move and want to leave are not allowed. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes...? I feel sorry for the kids.

"Heckuva time to make an appearance: Trump's FEMA chief drops in on Texas..."

So, david richardson, a FEMA director even less experienced and more reckless, careless, and feckless than w's notorious "heckuva job brownie" decided, days after the fact, to make a ceremonial appearance in hill country after the flash flood that killed at least 100. To add insult to injury, not only was he dressed like a disco-flavored rodeo clown, but he deliberately reproduced himself in the same negligent, arrogant, awful pose they photographed w in as he was flown over the devastation from Hurricane Katrina. You'd never have known that w was flying over a disaster--he looked like a little boy on a joy ride. Same with trump's FEMA bozo. 

"Republicans Vote No On The Release Of The 'Jeffrey' Files!!"

Again, we all know that trump and most if not all republicans (except maybe lady g) are on the list. If they weren't, they'd have released the list--and trump would have charged his gullible base through the nose for signed copies.

"OH NO: Smoking gun letter PROVES Trump admin had Epstein list"

Because of course they did.

"Trump's Epstein crisis EXPLODES: Fallout triggers MAGA revolt & plunges ..."

You say maga is revolting? Excuse me, but maga has always been revolting. Conspiracy theories are their identity; now madame president* trump is getting burned by the fire SHE and her sycophants set. Will maga finally desert trump for lying to them and calling them stupid for adhering to their very identity? Or will their pride prevent them from admitting that they gullibly swallowed all of his lies and crimes from the very beginning? The best way for them to save face is to come clean, admit that they temporarily took leave of their critical thinking functions (we all do it from time to time--no crime in that!), and relentlessly demand accountability not only for the Democrats they hate but especially for trump and the republicans they love. 

"Let's talk about TX vs CA: midterm redistricting edition...."

republicans plan to gerrymander their states even further to disenfranchise Democrats because they know they'll lose seats; Democratic governors will fight fire with fire.

"BREAKING: Trump DOJ fires Epstein prosecutor Maurene Comey"

Only criminals fire good, capable, effective prosecutors. 

"Responding to DHS propaganda"

DHS has put out some truly horrifying propaganda quoting the bible as their justification for kidnapping, disappearing, and torturing our immigrants. Bible scholar Dr. Dan McClellan responds, explaining among other things that the Jesus of the bible was anything but fascist.

"Let's talk about Ohio paying for other states...."

Every single red state except two (Utah and Wyoming, if I recall correctly) pays LESS in federal taxes than they receive from the federal government. It's BLUE states that subsidize the red states, NOT the other way around. republican policies IMPOVERISH their voters--NOT benefit them. 

In FIFA news, Chelsea, the winning team photoshopped madame president* trump out of their victory photos after she inserted herself, refused to leave, had to be dragged out physically, and stole their $200k+ trophy on the way out, sticking them with a cheap plastic replica. "They asked me to take [the real trophy]," trump lied.

 

The Onion is skipping the satire and reporting actual news again....