Wednesday, June 01, 2016

God's livestock...if God were real...if you really did believe in God

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Greetings, faithful Dot Calm Readers, Truth Crusaders, and Freedom Fighters!

A few things have been bumping around between my ears lately...

One of them is the unfortunate analogy of "the Lord is my shepherd" and all the Biblical references to believers as sheep.

Do you really want to be a sheep?

Think about it for a minute. Sheep are not very bright (except for Harold, that most dangerous of animals: a clever sheep).


Sheep are milked to make cheese for the shepherd, shorn to make clothes for the shepherd, and finally led to the slaughter to make dinner for the shepherd. Sheep are not the shepherd's beloved pets--they are his livelihood and his food.

Suppose God really did exist. Can you imagine Him snacking on your praise and worship like Pecorino Romano? Clothing Himself in your prayerful reminders that He exists? And finally taking you to the abattoir to...*ulp* so that He could...*ulp*?

Maybe Christians are taught to eat Jesus' flesh and drink His blood because that's what God is going to do to them someday...?!

So I asks ye again: do you really want to be God's livestock?

Um...yikes.

As Tweety Bird would say, "I scared myself!"

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Next on the list of random thots passing through my all-too-active imagination...what would the Christian God do if He were real?

For one thing, if God existed and really were a loving father, He wouldn't mete out eternal punishment for finite crime. Nor would He consider our simply being human as a capital offense. He wouldn't risk everyone's salvation based on where we all were born, which religions our parents practiced and passed on to us, and whether or not we all literally believe one set out of many indistinguishable cherry-picked centuries-old texts demonstrably full of scientific inaccuracies, contradicting accounts, ancient practices and priorities, and malfeasance on His part.

No--if God were real, then He could snap His fingers and instantaneously fix all the holy books all over the world to make them credible, uniform, universally understandable, timeless, and undeniably moral. He could have prophesied the discovery of germs, for example, in the ancient Hebrew texts. Or He could have fulfilled His prophecy to return in Matthew 16:28: "Verily I say unto you, There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom" (a prophecy that, ironically, makes Jesus a failed prophet whom we can safely ignore according to Deuteronomy 18:22: "When a prophet speaketh in the name of the LORD, if the thing follow not, nor come to pass, that is the thing which the LORD hath not spoken, but the prophet hath spoken it presumptuously: thou shalt not be afraid of him").

Or God could just appear to all of us, all around the world, all at the same time, to introduce Himself and announce His message. God could answer the prayers of all the starving children in Africa, taught to pray to Him by countless missionaries, and feed and clothe them as He promises to in Matthew 6:26: "Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth them. Are ye not much better than they?" At the very least, God could have left a signature in His work that cannot be explained by natural laws. Like making it rain a few hours every night, once everyone is safely indoors, so that crops grow wherever they're planted so that people always have enough to eat.

"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then He is not omnipotent. Is He able, but not willing? Then He is malevolent. Is He both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is He neither able nor willing? Then why call Him God?" - Epicurus (c. 341 - c. 270 BCE)

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So, it's pretty clear to me that the Biblical God cannot exist--at least, there is no apparent evidence of Him...not to mention the impossibilities of omnipotence and omniscience...meaning that, if God can make a rock He can't lift--or if He can't make a rock he can't lift--then He is not omnipotent, and it's physically and logically impossible for God to be omniscient because there is no way He could possibly know what He doesn't know.

I think these points are more obvious to believers than they admit, and I think it shows in their behavior.

Consider my Tea Party Christian friend, who claims to believe John 1:1, which states that "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God." In other words, my friend claims to believe that the Bible is Jesus and that to disbelieve the literal truth of one syllable of the Bible is to spit in baby Jesus' face.

Thus, my Tea Party Christian friend claims to believe that the entire Bible is literally true.

But he believes that the universe and the earth are billions of years old--not the 6,000-10,000 years the Bible clearly describes.

He believes that the earth is a globe--not the flat, square disk [sic] the Bible clearly describes.

My friend refuses to believe in the Bible's hard "terrible crystal" firmament in which the tiny diamond stars are mounted and which separates the waters below the "circle of the earth" from the waters above in outer space. Instead, he believes what he learned in public school science class: that there is no hard barrier between our atmosphere and outer space, which is a vacuum that spacecraft can actually fly through.

My friend has worn his hair long, has had a tattoo, wears mixed-fiber fabrics, eats pork and shellfish, and daily commits countless of the hundreds of victimless abominations God commanded us to avoid in Leviticus and Deuteronomy (611 or 631, depending on which site you Google). My friend has divorced, breaking Jesus' own commandment in Mark 10 and Luke 16:18 (Matthew 19 makes an exception if the woman commits adultery--but it's still 2:1, so no divorce for you, Christians!). My friend is like most American Christians who condemn others to feel good about themselves while ignoring Jesus' own teachings, including taking care of the poor and following every jot and tittle of the law--meaning Leviticus and Deuteronomy.

So many more examples I could give proving that my friend only gives lip service to the Bible. But I think I've made my point. Don't you think that, if you really believed in God, and if you really believed He is who the Bible says He is, you would follow all of His commands, including doing whatever it took to make yourself believe His word literally? Hell, I would.

Seriously, my friend ignores so much of the Bible that he can't reasonably be called a biblical literalist. Hating homos and believing Noah's flood ain't enough to earn that coveted distinction (oops--did I say "coveted"? Can't break the tenth commandment! Or was the tenth commandment the one about not boiling a kid goat in its mother's milk? ... Eww!).

But there is something I don't understand in all of this...

Just who the phuque does he think he's fooling--God?

Time to slog on with the blog!

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Peas!

- Dot Calm's shadow

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In the Bible,
God's subjects burned their tithes and offerings.
So why do Christians and their churches
spend their tithes instead?
How can the money get into God's coffers
if it doesn't rise up to heaven as smoke?
- Dot Calm's shadow
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A bus full of ugly people had a head on collision with a truck.
When they died,
God granted all of them one wish.
The first person said,
"I want to be gorgeous."
God snapped his fingers and it happened.
The second person said the same thing and God did the same thing.
This want on and on throughout the group.
God noticed the last man in line
was laughing hysterically.
By the time God got to the last ten people,
the last man was laughing
and rolling on the ground.
When the man's turn came,
he laughed and said,
"I wish they were all ugly again."
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    and is making a confession:
    Man: "Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 18 year old."
    Father: "When was the last time you made a confession?"
    Man: "I never have, I am Jewish."
    Father: "Then why are telling me all this?"
    Man: "I’m telling everybody!"
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    A gentleman is preparing to board a plane, when he hears that the Pope is on the same flight.
    “This is exciting,” thinks the gentleman.
    “Perhaps I'll be able to see him in person.”
    Imagine his surprise when the Pope sits down in the seat next to him.
    Shortly after take-off,
    the Pope begins a crossword puzzle.
    Almost immediately,
    the Pope turns to the gentleman and says,
    “Excuse me, but do you know a four letter word referring to a woman that ends in ‘unt'?”
    Only one word leaps to mind.
    “My goodness,” thinks the gentleman,
    “I can't tell the Pope that. There must be another word.”
    The gentleman thinks for quite a while,
    and then it hits him.
    Turning to the Pope, the gentleman says,
    “I think the word you're looking for is ‘aunt.’”
    “Of course,” says the Pope.
    “Do you have an eraser?”
    ********************************************

    Movies!

    Glenn Beck spewing idiocy instead of doing something helpful, duh

    Noam Chomsky on Marxism

    Alex Jones thinks all liberals love Satan. Maybe he means Satin. Maybe he should take his Xanax and calm down before he has apoplexy.

    Dumbald Drumpf is now the favorite for the White House...Atheist God help me!

    I think that Texas was actually marginally smart enough NOT to vote this moron onto the  board of education...but not by much. My Tea Party Christian friend believes all the same things she does...
    AND HE VOTES!

    The racism you're about to hear is really disturbing. And Dumbald Drumpf is making it the norm!

    More bigotry--these morons claim they'd rather be crucified than treat other people as equals. I think they all need to move to Iran so they can live in the theocracies they lust for.

    The Thinking Atheist:
    Seth interviews the Liberal Redneck

    Another Handyman Corner.
    I needed a giggle after all that frustration.