THE BLUE LETTER
Let
me walk you through something that no one in the mainstream press seems
to be talking about—but it's right there, smacking us painfully in the
face like Trump trying to pronounce “anonymous.”
Putin’s pissed.
No,
I mean like really pissed. Like “you were supposed to deliver Ukraine
on a silver platter and instead you gave me a drone strike humiliating
the Russian military 2,800 miles from Kyiv” kind of pissed.
And it’s not just frustration. It’s disappointment—which,
as every authoritarian toddler like Trump knows, is so much worse.
Because when Vlad’s disappointed? He starts shopping for a new American
President. Even if he doesn’t have the ability to do it with polonium
tea.
Let’s rewind, shall we? Trump rose to power with the full backing of Russia.
That’s not conjecture. That’s not a “Russia hoax.” That’s fact as
established in The Mueller Report, the Senate Intelligence Committee run
by a GOP Senator and something like 15-16 foreign intelligence
agencies. The only thing Trump changed in the 2016 GOP platform? The part where we’d defend Ukraine.
Gee,
I just can’t think who might have wanted that in there?!? Could it
possibly rhyme with Badamir Lootin? Everything else—the usual open
season for right-wing theocrats, supply-side snake handlers, those
concerned about ant-white racism and hedge fund vampires—remained the
same.
Fast
forward. Putin invades Ukraine expecting Trump, his loyal little
poodle, to take care of it. I mean, they installed him for a reason,
right? He had one job!
The bromance is more like Trump on his knees in Helsinki
Only
problem? Trump flamed out in 2020 because he ignored COVID, screwed
up the economy and is basically a schmuck. So Biden came in, and
Ukrainian President Zelensky—who Trump laughably tried to bully into
submission—turned out to be Churchillian.
He
not only outmaneuvering Trump tot the point where Trump got impeached
(one of two!). But also totally wrecked the
oft-topless-while-on-horseback Russian dictator with $47,000 worth of
drones and trucks—a serious Mission-Impossible kinda plan with some
serious Mission-Impossible-kinda courage.
Putin was left looking like a Bond villain with a receding hairline and no plan B. Elon Musk, basically.
So when Trump recently approved U.S. strikes on Iranian nuclear sites—after being told by Putin and Medvedev, in very clear language, not to, but just couldn’t help himself—well, now Trump was 0-2. (Not the mention the sanctions he hasn’t gotten removed).
And
that was the moment. Putin and his Lauren-Sanchez-Botox-regime mini-me,
Medvedevm came out publicly, accused the U.S. of launching an
“unprovoked war,” and made it crystal clear: Trump disobeyed orders.
Some more from Medvedev:
“Trump started a new war, and expects us to pretend it didn’t happen?”
Ruh
roh. You see, being smarter than Trump after chugging a bottle of
Stolichnaya, then still smarter after cracking it over his own head,
Putin knows Trump ran on “no new wars.” So he had Medy refute Trump’s
exact phrasing to fire up some piss and vinegar in a MAGA world already
beset by division over the bombing. With stalwart MAGAs such as MTG, Steve Bannon, Rand Paul, Tom Massie and Candace Owens furious.
And
if anyone knows what it looks like when someone hands you divorce
papers, that would be the serially married-yet-perpetually-porn-starred
Donald Trump. This time, however, the papers are coming from guy who
likes to break up with his boy-toys from 5th floor hotel windows.
Now,
I’m not saying Putin’s about to send Trump on a magic carpet ride sans
rug—he doesn’t want a nuclear war, after all. Though if you saw Trump’s
angry response, that “Putin better be careful,” well, let’s just say
that won’t go over well in Moscow.
And
Vlad has other weapons. Many, many cultural, economic, and
world-chaos-causing weapons. He’s also got options. And soon, he may just hold some auditions. Or Kremlin Casting Calls.
You’ve
got JD Vance, who’d probably crawl over MAGA hats with emptied Trump
diapers to polish Putin’s boots with a Made-in-China “Don’t Tread on Me”
flag. Tulsi Gabbard, who might as well be broadcasting direct from the
Kremlin basement. And for all we know, she might be.
There’s
Marjorie Taylor Greene, the Putin fangirl with a penchant for crazy
conspiracies, who when not dodging Rothschild spacer laser beams that
would make Flash Gordon jealous, get into her CrossFit fascism. And
don’t forget Elon Musk, who’s somewhere between Lex Luthor and your
emotionally stunted cousin who drinks diesel fuel thinks he’s a
genius because he read Atlas Shrugged once in college.
This
is the kind of palace intrigue that doesn’t show up on cable news
chyrons, because corporate news doesn’t like to share…news. But it's
real. And very much not difficult to put together if you have any
ability to connect dots, understand the language behind the language of
false diplomacy and can understand things like context and tonal change.
Putin
gave Trump his big chance. Sure, they knew he was nuts, but the kinda
nuts that Putin, and old KGB hand, knew could redound to their favor by
ripping this country apart emotionally. And Putin was right. But, he
also counted on Trump to execute. Big miscalculation there, Pootie.
So now the Kremlin just may be circling the field like a recruiter at a fascist football game.

And
look—this isn’t some lefty fantasy. I think this split likely helps
America a lot, but when it’s silly men with sillier egos and weapons of
mass destruction, there’s always danger. And Trump, often after a period
of blowing his shpadoinkle, comes back and apologizes, so this rupture
may be repaired.
Putin
doesn’t tend to be very big on forgiving disobedience. Sadly, in a
thoroughly corrupt GOP and propagandized Far Left, there are always more
marionettes to be had.
But, next time you hear Trump screaming that everyone’s out to get him—Iran,
Israel, every platypus, his ex-lawyers, the deep state, Tiffany, the
Hague—remember this: He’s not just unhinged. Well, he is unhinged,
actually, but not about this particular thing.
On this, he’s cornered. And
when a pathological narcissist like Trump—with something like 20 other
emotional challenges the DSM-5 specifically lays out—is cornered, he
lashes out at all those around him, and all those not around him.
That’s how wars can start. And that’s how democracies can fall.
If
Putin is truly done with Trump, and looking to install someone even
more obedient, we had better brace for what comes next—because there’s
no shortage of right-wing bootlickers in line to audition in front of
Putin, enter Stage Far Right.