Cruel, heartless, soulless republicans are DETERMINED to punch down and KILL us all to enrich the useless, parasitic rich, but Democracy is holding!
"McConnell Goes FULL VILLAIN With Heartless Medicaid Remark"
republicans have been lusting to give YOUR paid benefits to the rich for decades now; thanks to Moscow mitch, they're on the brink of realizing their greatest wet dreams of harming and killing as many Americans as possible.
"They'll get over [losing their access to health care, watching their loved ones die from preventable causes, and suffering needlessly and dying from preventable causes themselves]."
"We're all going to die."
republicans do not understand that non-republicans are fully human with feelings, dreams, loves, and aspirations because republicans are not fully human themselves. Like trump, they are primitive humanoids but not fully human--they do not love. They are purely transactional; they only understand fear, hate, shame, money, and power. The "pro-life" republican party doesn't even understand what life is, let alone truly value it.
"Let's talk about Trump's causing Red States to lose rural healthcare...."
If trump and the republicans get their way, Medicaid cuts WILL close even more rural hospitals, nursing homes, and other health care facilities in red states, depriving everyone in those regions--whether they're on Medicaid or not--of access to health care. Live in a rural region? Hope you don't mind driving to the nearest city to deliver your baby or get your triple bypass surgery or get your broken arm set. republican "pro-life" is like republican "right to work": to them, "pro-life" is the right to die from preventable causes just as "right to work" is the right to be fired on the spot for no reason except the white male boss's greed. Misogyny and hate cost--not just money but American lives. FAFO, maga.
"Republicans just got stopped from doing 12 really really bad things"
A WOMAN--the Senate Parliamentarian--stopped republicans from devastating, decimating, and destroying us to their little black hearts' content.
"DOGE Morons Have Completely Destroyed Social Security System"
These are OUR PAID BENEFITS--we EARNED them. Billionaires DID NOT.
"Let's talk about Trump, MIGA, and Iranian Regime Change...."
madame president* trump and her sycophants are saying the quiet part out loud: they want regime change in Iran. Frankly, we need regime change HERE. republicans and their base apparently have worse long term memories than fleas if they've already forgotten how "well" regime change went for us in Afghanistan and the last time we tried it in Iran.
"Trump MELTS DOWN in AM as War Plan BACKFIRES HARD"
But post-menopausal women are "too emotional" to be President. Sure, Jan.
"Let's talk about Trump vs Massie: a message to republicans...."
For as hateful and hypocritical as massie is, at least he's been consistent in his isolationism and fiscal "policy." So trump wants to "tame" massie and other non-maga republicans into toeing the maga party line.
"Let's talk about congress trying to stop Trump on Iran...."
Of course madame president* trump shouldn't be able to unilaterally go to war on Iran. I'm old enough to remember that trump nuked President Obama's nuclear deal with Iran--which was working to dissuade Iran from building nuclear weapons exactly as intended--because trump is a racist. I'm old enough to remember that trump STARTED this fire. trump treating Russian asset gabbard--who, ironically, was correct about Iran's nuclear program NOT being a threat to the U.S.--as an idiot only goes to show that even idiot trump knows that every trump appointee is also an idiot. It's also nuts that miss trump telegraphed her intent to bomb Iran so far in advance that Iran had ample time to relocate their fissile materials and experts. Like, what did trump expect?
"Let's talk about Iran, Trump, and stability...."
Belle of the Ranch discusses how we got here, including trump shredding President Obama's nuclear deal with Iran and its long term effects, which we're all suffering now. Did you know that President Biden had a 24/7 surveillance/diplomacy effort to prevent an Israel-Iran conflict that could lead to regional conflict? Of course he did! And, of course, trump nuked that, too, so here we all are.
"Kristi Noem HOSPITALIZED after visiting biohazard lab with RFK Jr."
What happened? Did her maga lip implants implode? Did she shake rfk, jr.'s hand after he swam in Rock Creek? Or did she actually catch something from the problematic biohazard lab at Ft. Detrick? Or did she really have an allergic reaction? In any case, the cover-up is typical of trump administrations. WHAT ARE THEY AFRAID OF?
"Elon has NIGHT TANTRUM after HIS OWN APP ROASTS HIM"
This is HILARIOUS--leon skum's own AI app, "Grok," fact-checks him and maga. We all know that reality has a liberal bias. Oh, the deliciousness of maga tears! Cry on, maga! Facts don't care about your feelings.
"They tell us it's good to suffer. While they live in luxury."
republicans love to live it up at the expense of the rest of us, especially women and children. For all of his misogyny, Cristopher Hitchens called out this hypocrisy in Mother Theresa, who lauded poverty as a good and who actively aggravated the suffering of the poor and the sick she pretended to help, all while enjoying vast wealth and the best Western medical care money could buy.
"Military Leaders HID Strike Plans From Trump Because They Didn't Trust Him"
Of course the military hid their actual plans because of course trump would spill the beans. trump is the biggest threat to national security--even the military admits it. The Rosenbergs were executed for less.
"Let's talk about Iran's response, Trump, and your questions...."
As always, like all republicans, madame president* trump only sees her own actions as far as the end of her nose--republicans never seem to learn that their actions have consequences they may not like. Kinda like maga voting for decades for leopards to eat THEIR faces and then being shocked when it actually happens TO THEM.
"Schiff Takes to MSNBC, Blasts Trump for Hiding Key Information from Congress
The trump administration is the least transparent of any in American history, and that is criminal--as is what they are doing to the brown people who work here, who pay more taxes and receive fewer benefits than billionaires, who bring up their children to serve their country unlike republicans do, and who do NOT have rap sheets like trump does.
"Let's talk about Trump’s strike not working...."
madame president* trump's Iran strike created way more risk than it ever mitigated. trump's Iran nuclear policy has only fomented Iran's will to build nuclear bombs. trump started a fire she's too incompetent, too stupid, and too much of a chicken TACO to be able or willing to put out.
"Trump's Policies Have Bankrupted ICE"
The icestapo is apparently $1B in the hole. GOOD. Unfortunately, they're still brutalizing brown elderly military parents and disappearing them...and trump could do even worse by stealing from helpful agencies to fund harmful ones like the icestapo because we all know that republicans lust for the right to steal from you and poison your food, air, and water....
"PISSED OFF Billionaire Gets BRUTAL SURPRISE at Wedding"
I love this for bezos. Everyone needs to keep reminding him that, of all people, he can afford to pay his fair share of taxes. What's odd about matt gaetz's texts is that--I'm shocked...shocked, I tell you--he's actually...ulp...correct about war criminal w's invasion of Iraq, Iran's being months away from nuclear weapons for decades, and Democrats' having better policies about war and nukes. Hm.
"Will you play a game with me?"
Who is this masked man kidnapping and disappearing brown people from their homes and their workplaces: icestapo? Law enforcement? J6'er? White supremacist? A nazi by any other name still stinks to high heaven and deserves to go to hell.
"Congress, Now More Than Ever, We Need Your Cowardice"
From The Onion: a message that every republican and that milquetoast Democrats like chuck schumer and mark warner can really get behind! And yes, The Onion sent their hilarious-but-horrifically-accurate open letter to every member of Congress. Alas, what should be parody has become our daily news.
"Voter's Remorse Helpline: Bombing Iran Edition"
Hilarious!