donald trump has chronic penis insufficiency

I WISH I had come up with that! But I didn't. Who did? The Tom Lehrer of our times: the inimitable Mangy Fetlocks aka Bruce Nelson.

maga does NOT care about children. Prove me wrong.

maga does NOT care about children. 

No matter what they tell you, no matter how fanatic they are about the epstein files, maga DOES NOT care about children. 

How do I know? 

Because maga is only too happy to see babies and children in cages. Because maga is only too happy to starve children in schools, physically strike and abuse them, and deny them proper education. Because maga is only too happy to strip pregnant people, fetuses, infants, and children of food benefits by defunding SNAP and denying them medical care by dismantling Medicaid. Because maga eschews vaccinations and evidence-based medical care even where there is access. Because maga supports child labor and child marriage aka rape. Because maga HATES consent and bodily autonomy for children and women. 

Let me say it louder for the folks in the back: MAGA DOES NOT CARE ABOUT CHILDREN. 

All they care about is making themselves feel morally superior--given the truth of everything I just attributed to them--by comparing themselves to someone they have decided is reprehensible. 

maga only wants someone else to look down on so they can feel better. 

That's it, that's all.

Wasn't she the one who worked the sweetheart deal for epstein in the first place?

UNEARTHED Video of Trump’s Teen Victim HORRIFIES Internet

Elon's 3AM EPSTEIN BOMB just exposed Trump

"White House gives SURPRISE DIAGNOSIS as Trump’s Decline HITS SPOTLIGHT"

Dr. Mary Trump spells out the problems with the official, incongruously mild diagnosis of benign, chronic venous insufficiency. As usual, we have to pull out our decoder rings and spin them to "opposite day" whenever anyone in the trump administration speaks: we know that they're only trying to deflect from the trump-epstein story, and we know that, when they say "benign," they mean "serious." You don't have to be a medical doctor to find science-based, factual information that points to the condition being both older than we are being told and far more severe than we are being told. Further, Dr. Trump digs into madame president* trump's weird little confabulation about Uncle John Trump, the MIT professor. Not only was Professor Trump NOT degreed in any of the three fields madame president* trump listed--he was an electrical engineer--but he never taught the Unabomber because the Unabomber never attended MIT. So where did that particular lie or delusion come from? In madame president* trump's flurry to bury the epstein story and in being deluged by more and worse stress than madame president* trump has ever experienced in this lifetime, it looks like she conflated or confabulated Uncle John with jeffrey epstein's favorite brag about having studied math with the Unabomber at UCLA. So, in trying to bury the epstein story, madame president* trump in her panic is actually, perhaps inadvertently, stoking it. If you ever doubted that madame president* trump is in serious mental decline, it's long past time to doubt no more.

"Trump's SECRET LETTER to EPSTEIN just LEAKED"

This is bad. Creepy AF, weird AF, and bad AF. trump knew exactly what epstein was--a child trafficker and rapist--and sent him a weird, creepy, lewd birthday letter. Birds of a feather.

"The REAL reason MAGA are so different from us."

Angela and the creator she stitches explain perfectly how America got here. The TL;DR is shitty parenting: authoritarian parenting creates authoritarian adults, and punitive parents teach children that adults deal with anger by punishing the powerless, that children neither have nor deserve bodily autonomy, and that children are objects rather than people. (Note: being objectified as a child is a major risk factor for becoming a narcissist, especially if there is family history of narcissism.) As a result, people who never processed their childhood trauma grow up to be republicans who steep themselves in hate and rage and who seek satisfaction by punching down and inflicting as much suffering on innocent others as possible. 

"Why are they like this?" (short)

This is the creator Angela of Parkrose Permaculture stitched. Again, the TL;DR is that maga never grew up. They're stuck in their childhood trauma, and they continue to try to soothe themselves by punishing innocent others they perceive as being less powerful than themselves.

Lawrence: As Trump supporters turn on him over the Epstein files, Trump calls them "stupid"

"Debunking Myths On Farmworker Pay"

Paying farm workers fairly is a win-win situation that does NOT appreciably inflate food prices. Paying a farm worker $20/hr only adds a few pennies per pound to the cost of food--this is because farm workers are professionals, and they're FAST. Humans are REALLY good at picking crops--that's why it's so hard to automate beyond what's already automated. YUM Brands (which includes Taco Bell) doubled farm workers' pay for tomatoes and only added one penny per pound to what they paid--and we all know how consistent and inexpensive Taco Bell's bean burritos fresco style remain year after year (I could eat them at least once a week, definite YUM). So, paying farm workers fairly will NOT raise food costs nearly as much as republicans pretend. The problem is that most corporations are desperate to pinch those pennies to maximize their profits at workers' and our expense.

"White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off"

Omg, LOL!!! This is GOLD!!!!! Every syllable slaps! This ~2 minute video is well worth your time.

melania after trump's Diagnosis (satire, short)

First, trump urged maga to move on from social disdain for pedophilia. They wouldn't. Now trump doesn't want maga support anymore!

"MAGA Christians are a cult of power, retribution, and grievance disguised as a religion."

Many disavow American christians as "christian," but it is not up to anyone else to gatekeep who is and who is not a christian. So the culmination of millennia of dogma and magical thinking into its logical conclusion as modern maga christianity--where there is no hate like christian love, where cruelty is the point, and where adherents fantasize about alligators eating brown people alive just for being brown and fantasize about killing women for having sex--is as predictable as it is harmful. And as Dr. Russell Razzaque says, this death cult complements the billionaire accelerationist death cult. 

More Tr*mp-supporting Canadians deported.

"Shocking: Trump disavows MAGA over Epstein Files: "I don't want their support anymore."

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN LIST!!!!! Seriously. I wouldn't be surprised if President Clinton is on it, but I'm damn sure trump and most if not all republicans (except perhaps lady g) are on it. Remember when you watch or read anything from trump and every other republican that EVERY accusation is a confession. FDJT!!!!!

Let's talk about Trump ending Education....

"This is why so many Americans are moving to Russia"

The short answer: propaganda. For example, it's not just fox propaganda--the fascist billionaire-owned New York Times LIES LIKE HELL. It's even worse than I thought! So maga parents are dragging their poor kids to Russia, expecting royal treatment and roads paved with gold, and, for starters, the men are getting drafted and sent to the front lines. Those who regret the move and want to leave are not allowed. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes...? I feel sorry for the kids.

"Heckuva time to make an appearance: Trump's FEMA chief drops in on Texas..."

So, david richardson, a FEMA director even less experienced and more reckless, careless, and feckless than w's notorious "heckuva job brownie" decided, days after the fact, to make a ceremonial appearance in hill country after the flash flood that killed at least 100. To add insult to injury, not only was he dressed like a disco-flavored rodeo clown, but he deliberately reproduced himself in the same negligent, arrogant, awful pose they photographed w in as he was flown over the devastation from Hurricane Katrina. You'd never have known that w was flying over a disaster--he looked like a little boy on a joy ride. Same with trump's FEMA bozo. 

"Republicans Vote No On The Release Of The 'Jeffrey' Files!!"

Again, we all know that trump and most if not all republicans (except maybe lady g) are on the list. If they weren't, they'd have released the list--and trump would have charged his gullible base through the nose for signed copies.

"OH NO: Smoking gun letter PROVES Trump admin had Epstein list"

Because of course they did.

"Trump's Epstein crisis EXPLODES: Fallout triggers MAGA revolt & plunges ..."

You say maga is revolting? Excuse me, but maga has always been revolting. Conspiracy theories are their identity; now madame president* trump is getting burned by the fire SHE and her sycophants set. Will maga finally desert trump for lying to them and calling them stupid for adhering to their very identity? Or will their pride prevent them from admitting that they gullibly swallowed all of his lies and crimes from the very beginning? The best way for them to save face is to come clean, admit that they temporarily took leave of their critical thinking functions (we all do it from time to time--no crime in that!), and relentlessly demand accountability not only for the Democrats they hate but especially for trump and the republicans they love. 

"Let's talk about TX vs CA: midterm redistricting edition...."

republicans plan to gerrymander their states even further to disenfranchise Democrats because they know they'll lose seats; Democratic governors will fight fire with fire.

"BREAKING: Trump DOJ fires Epstein prosecutor Maurene Comey"

Only criminals fire good, capable, effective prosecutors. 

"Responding to DHS propaganda"

DHS has put out some truly horrifying propaganda quoting the bible as their justification for kidnapping, disappearing, and torturing our immigrants. Bible scholar Dr. Dan McClellan responds, explaining among other things that the Jesus of the bible was anything but fascist.

"Let's talk about Ohio paying for other states...."

Every single red state except two (Utah and Wyoming, if I recall correctly) pays LESS in federal taxes than they receive from the federal government. It's BLUE states that subsidize the red states, NOT the other way around. republican policies IMPOVERISH their voters--NOT benefit them. 

In FIFA news, Chelsea, the winning team photoshopped madame president* trump out of their victory photos after she inserted herself, refused to leave, had to be dragged out physically, and stole their $200k+ trophy on the way out, sticking them with a cheap plastic replica. "They asked me to take [the real trophy]," trump lied.

 

The Onion is skipping the satire and reporting actual news again....

Wait, so NOW maga cares that trump is a pedo? NOW they get that he's been lying to them? I'm shocked...shocked, I tell you.

I thought maga only wanted to demonize and project their own sins and thought crimes onto innocent Democrats. 

I never thought in a million years there would actually be a bridge of perversion and depravity too far for them to cross, either for themselves or for trump (cheering on the crimes trump daily commits that they can only dream of committing while projecting their own crimes and worse onto undeserving Democrats).

I never thought in a million years there would be anything--no matter how egregious--trump could possibly do to lose the cult's loyalty.

So, yeah, color me shocked that the epstein files could actually fracture maga and lose trump some percentage of supporters.

Not electing an adjudicated rapist.

Not electing a convicted felon.

Not electing a fraud who cheated not only on taxes and golf but also a CHILDREN'S CANCER CHARITY.

Not electing a draft dodger who calls our military "losers" and "suckers."

Not electing a sociopath who sees the government as something to weaponize against the people and who doles out pittances, services, and positions in exchange for favorable transactions and publicity.

Not electing and re-electing an ignoramus who uses the government purely for personal monetary profit and to keep out of prison.

Not re-electing a traitor who regularly blabbed state secrets to our enemies or random dinner or office guests and who stole dozens of boxes of state secrets and left them out in the open for our enemies to photograph at their leisure for the low, low quarter of a million dollar membership fee to czar a lardo.

Not re-electing a deluded narcissist capable only of lies and fabrications.

Not electing a self-avowed aspiring fascist authoritarian dictator.

Not bombing Iran unprovoked and without Congressional authorization--driving Iran CLOSER to building a nuclear bomb rather than discouraging them from doing so.

Not siding with our enemies and alienating our allies.

Not killing women simply for being of childbearing health and age.

Not kidnapping and torturing brown people.

Not siding with literal nazis against Jews.

Not siding with insurrectionists in the Civil War or January 6.

Not fully intending to own Black people as chattel property again.

Not stripping millions of Americans of access to health care.

Not pushing millions of Americans into starvation by crashing the economy.

Not driving LGBTQ+ adults and children to suicide.

Nope.

None of this.

ALL of this is GREAT as far as maga is concerned.

Like all republicans, to maga, the cruelty is the point.

Every single one of them lives only to cause maximum harm to as many innocent people as they possibly can.

But THIS...

madame president* trump waving her tiny, bruised little hand at her adoring adherents and declaring, "There is no epstein list. Nothing to see here. Move on."

THIS is what gets them riled up.

They don't give a shit about how many crimes trump and her billionaire buddies like musk have committed while in office.

Again, all that corruption and grift is GREAT as far as maga is concerned--it's what they all aspire to.

But THIS is what they can't let go.

I shake my head.

Seriously, though, I guess I'll take it.

I won't look this gift horse in the mouth. 

If this is the only broken campaign promise that gets their attention and proves to them beyond the shadow of a doubt that trump lied to them, I'll take it.

I can only hope that they continue to make a stink about the epstein files until they are made public.

And I can only hope that this lie finally dawning on them as such is enough to make them start questioning the rest of their beliefs and wake up to the rest of trump and the republican's lies.

It would be great if maga finally understood that trump and the republicans have been pissing on their heads and telling them it's raining while maga have stood there with their mouths open to catch all that golden deliciousness. 

It would be great if maga finally woke up and stopped voting against their own self interests.

Sure, they'd lose the satisfaction of owning the libs by finally voting FOR their own self interests--every liberal I know, myself included, would be THRILLED if maga finally started voting for their own self interests--but they'd actually start making life BETTER for themselves, and for all of us, for a change.

I'm ready if they are!

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"What Makes Trump & MAGA So Cruel? A Psychiatrist Explains"

Straight up facts: the cruelty, driven by hate, fear, and rage, is the point.

"MAGA in Open Revolt: They DON'T BELIEVE DONALD TRUMP and are in OPEN DEFIANCE"

maga is so steeped in their epstein conspiracy that they're actually not letting their orange foolius get away with telling them to "get over it"....

"Trump, Epstein & Putin"

Yes, folks, it's all connected. epstein knew putin. epstein and trump were bff's. And I'm sure that putin knows whatever epstein knew.

TRUMP PANICS as Epstein GIRL PHOTOS Go PUBLIC!

"Yes He May Be On The Client List, But Also It’s The Fascist Republicans ..."

This is what I've been saying for years. I'd bet that most if not all republicans are on the list.

"Donald Trump Wants NURSING HOME RESIDENTS PICKING CROPS TO “EARN THEIR HEALTHCARE!”"

So trump ADMITS that farm workers WORK and PAY TAXES and have been doing so for decades, but now republicans want to strip away any semblance of pay or reasonable working conditions for farm workers and just outright enslave them instead, along with Medicaid recipients in nursing homes. Thing is, Medicaid recipients already PAID for their benefits along with the rest of us. I thought republicans just wanted to enslave Blacks and women; I guess enslaving brown people, elderly people, disabled people, and poor people is bonus for them.... 

"Let's talk about why hospitals are closing early because of Trump...."

Nebraska hospitals are closing because of trump's Medicaid cuts. Oklahoma hospitals are closing because of trump's Medicaid cuts. They're closing because they're already in the red, and even the notion of cuts is putting them over the edge and forcing them to close before they lose even more money. These areas are not exactly Black urban areas, dear ones. How many rural whites will lose access to medical care--even if they're not on Medicaid--because the only hospital in a hundred miles just closed?

"American ex-Farm Worker Weighs In"

Everyone with more than one firing neuron between their ears already knows that forced labor is bad, so this content creator speaks about the logistics. Everything that can be automated already is automated! And what cannot be automated must be done manually and WITH CARE. Having worked with convicts working off their sentences doing forced labor on farms, she saw first hand that those workers did NOT come with the desire, care, or experience to work on farms LIKE OUR MIGRANT WORKERS DO. So, even though the convicts are able-bodied, they do NOT do the job well. The idea of forcing Medicaid recipients into farm work is even more stupid and short sighted. This is what happens when you let republicans--who fail to see others as fully human because they are not fully human themselves--run things.

"Screwworm: MAGA is bringing back flesh-eating maggots :("

Is it any surprise that team trump is joining the war on the side OF the flesh-eating maggots? The kind of scientific research that would fight AGAINST these screwworms is exactly what trump and musk's DOGE (pronounced "douche") CUT. Everyone with more than one firing neuron between their ears knows that we help ourselves when we help our neighbors--like when we help Mexico eradicate screwworm so that we can treat a much smaller border south of Mexico rather than having to treat the entire lengthy US-Mexico border. But maga mistakenly, magically thinks that we're better off in complete isolation. Many on the left have been calling trumpers "magats" for a long time; now they're making that nickname a literal truth.

"Trump ABANDONS Hegseth After SECRET RUSSIA Audio LEAKS"

Again, madame president* trump has no idea what she or her administration* are doing--kegsbreath apparently made a  unilateral decision that was above and beyond the responsibility of the Secretary of Defense*. The only reason miss trump is exerting the tiniest iota of support for Ukraine is that she's pissed off at miss putin. They're all mean girls--trump, musk, putin, and the rest of the republicans are all narcissistic sociopaths who care only for themselves. It was only a matter of time before the cat fights started. Thank god that Ukraine benefits from miss trump's little mad at her girl-crush miss putin.

"Lawrence: What you're feeling is the banality of cruelty from Trump and the Republican Party"

miss trump and her republicans, like miss rubio, CELEBRATED KILLING MILLIONS of people in America and around the world with their "big beautiful bill." 

"Hawk: Why do Trumpers hate weather forecasters? Me: I got your answer...."

It's all about climate change denial.

Let's talk about Texas, Floods, and times....

More and More Criminals are Impersonating ICE

Thanks To Donald Trump and Elon Musk, Unfortunately More Devastation Is Coming

"Are you believing misinformation about how Indigenous Americans voted in 2024?"

Native Americans overwhelmingly voted AGAINST trump and fascism. And they are such a tiny, disenfranchised minority that, even if they had all voted for trump and fascism, it wouldn't have been enough to sway the outcome of the election.

MAGA Is Taking Vacation In Mexico And INSTANTLY Regretting It

Let's talk about Iran saying Trump's strike failed....

Let's talk about hospitals already closing due to Trump's bill....

Tr*mp is "Future Faking" you. And you're falling for it.

Tr*mp offers slavery as the "solution" to the farm labor shortage he created

Here's what we are NOT going to do in the Midterm elections.

In short, no purity tests! No defeatism! No hand-wringing as if there won't be elections because there WILL be elections! What we WILL do is VOTE because we know our votes MATTER--every single vote matters! And we will phone bank and help Democrats register and get to the polls and donate and do everything else we can do to stop fascism! 

"Let's talk about Trump vs EPA: Dissent edition...."

Some people in the EPA are vocally, officially dissenting to trump's destruction of the environment and the agency that helps protect it.

Mexicans Protest Americans Migrating to Mexico. Are Expats Refugees or Colonizers?

"Lawrence: If Elon Musk is 'off the rails' as Trump says, how far from the rails is trump?"

If trump happily hired "off the rails" musk, then how far off the rails is trump? I don't think trump can even spell "rails"....

Russian society is completely unravelling

Let's talk about the midterms, impeachment, and Trump....

Are Christians allowed to be pro-choice?

Let's talk about Trump's failure in Yemen....

"You need to hear what Tiffany Cross said on CNN"

She called a trump spade a spade--she called trump's concentration camps "concentration camps" because of course they're concentration camps where trump is kidnapping brown people who work harder than trump and pay more taxes than trump and who, unlike trump, DO NOT have any criminal record. fascist cnn of course hated it....

"10 Charged in Texas Ice Facility 2A "Ambush". Is there more to the story?"

"authorities" swept up brown people who were nearby when two shooters started shooting and declared them all conspirators in the "ambush." Don't buy what the liars in the trump administration or their icestapo are selling.

"Disturbing new details emerge of Texas woman who begged for help after disastrous flood"

Her name is auburn, and she's maga who is crying now that the abuse, cruelty, and neglect she wanted to happen to others is happening to her. She literally fantasizes about alligators eating brown people alive....

"MAGA Christians have disturbing response to Girls Drowning in Texas Flood"

In short, maga is celebrating these children's deaths, saying they went to Jesus and have it much better now that they've been spared the suffering of life here on earth. But somehow the same logic doesn't apply to abortions. Go figure.

Trump COGNITIVE FAILURE at cabinet meeting on LIVE TV

OUR BEST DAYS ARE AHEAD OF US MY THOUGHTS ON TRUMP

White people acting like animals.

White people riot over stupid shit like sports games and cabbage patch dolls. Black people get upset because cops are murdering them just for being Black. So let's all please just stop with the racism and "usual suspects" bullshit, m'kay?

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PUT REPUBLICANS ON MINIMUM WAGE WITH NO PAID BENEFITS AND SEE HOW FAST THINGS CHANGE!!!!!

Don't tell me musk did nazi this coming....

 

 Remember, it isn't just terrorist planes trump likes flying in--it's also bff epstein's plane!