Wednesday, May 07, 2025

trump and maga's war on America--and themselves

What will it take for maga to understand the fact that every living thing is connected? That we and the planet are as unified of a system as a human body is? That we're all in this together and that harming "not them" intrinsically and explicitly also directly harms them? 

I'm crossing my fingers, but I'm not holding my breath--so far, maga is only upset when their actions cause them direct harm, but they'd still gladly vote again for harming "those people." They still haven't caught on that they ARE "those people" as far as the government they elected is concerned. They still haven't learned empathy or compassion. They're still steeped in hate and fear...fear and hate...and they'd rather feed their anger and false victimhood than get on with their lives or learn how to have better lives. 

It's difficult to believe that they willfully and willingly voted for voluntary scarcity in America, ostensibly the richest country on earth. They VOTED to live in a war zone. They VOTED for empty shelves--shelves being emptied by a purely man-made crisis. There isn't even a pandemic driving this insanity--well, I guess you could count the pandemic of sociopathic narcissism and the greed, hate, anger, cruelty, and fake victimhood (not to mention the stupidity, ignorance, arrogance, fecklessness, and recklessness) that goes along with it as embodied by trump, the republican party, and maga.

But I digress.

So, let's take a look at a few things we can all do to help ourselves through the coming shitstorm of trump's war on America.

1. Stock up on supplies now, but don't do the whole maga-narcissist thing of over-buying and reselling at exorbitant profits. Buy enough to last a few months--I'd say 3-6 months if you can, meaning if you have the money and the room to store such supplies. Here's the list I'm stocking up on:

  • Toilet paper
  • Paper towels
  • Water filters
  • Plastic goods, including cling wrap, food storage bags, trash bags
  • Laundry detergent
  • Dishwasher detergent
  • Personal supplies like soap, shampoo, conditioner, deodorant, shaving supplies, etc.
  • Canned goods and other shelf-stable foods
  • Dried beans and pulses
  • Reusable supplies like heavy paper shop towels, shower caps for covering food in the refrigerator, etc.

If you can stock up on prescription medicine, do it. Alas, the system I'm part of gatekeeps prescription medicine, so I can't stock up.

If you have a baby or small children, stock up on those supplies. Use cloth diapers if you have laundry machines.

Stock up on pet supplies if you have a furry friend.

Get a bidet attachment for your toilet if you can, and buy and cut up some cloth diapers to use with it.

As you go through your daily routine, look around and think hard: what would you miss if it suddenly disappeared from store shelves? Then stock up on that.

Again, we're all in this together, so please only buy what you need--don't be a dick.

Better to have and not need than to need and not have, as YouTube ladies like Angela of Parkrose Permaculture and Tabitha of Tabitha Speaks Politics say.

And please keep an eye on any elderly or disabled neighbors or family members--stocking up on supplies they can use could save their lives.


2. DON'T buy jack shit online, and don't buy a damn thing you don't need. trump's tariffs are coming for ALL online shoppers, especially if you're buying from overseas. trump has repealed the de minimis rule, which means that EVERY package coming in from overseas is subject to customs, border "security," and other delays. Tabitha of Tabitha Speaks Politics reports being asked for her W-2 and social security number and other invasive information "to prove her identity" as recipient of a package from Taiwan that DHL sent back anyway after a delay of several weeks. As Tabitha says, trump is "trying" to discourage us to stop spending money on foreign goods, but the end result is us saying a great big Fuck You and not spending ANY money we don't absolutely have to.

3. Again, keep an eye on anyone you know who can't get out to do their own shopping--trump's tariffs are on a glide path to destroy the lives of the most vulnerable among us.

4. Keep saving every penny you can, and keep protesting! It's up to us to drive our electeds to represent US and push back on trump and the republicans. They're all just going to keep steamrolling us if we let them. There is NO reason to let them. So keep calling, writing, and showing up. And don't forget to celebrate Obama Day this June 14th.

5. Get or keep your driver's license, passport, and whatever other ID you need current. 

6. Don't fly unless you need to--musk disabled the FAA for a reason.

7. If you do need to leave the country for your safety, be prepared never to come back. Public figures who openly criticize the trump regime are being threatened with not being let back into the U.S. if they leave. So figure out where you'd like to live and set up an expatriation plan--who knows, maybe we sane, reasonable, educated, democratically-minded Americans can apply for political asylum in some friendly sane, reasonable, educated, democratically-minded foreign nation. I know this sounds extreme, but, again, better to have and not need than to need and not have.

8. As always, turn OFF the fucking news. Just turn it off. Scroll YouTube for headlines, but absolutely minimize what you watch. Even when the creators are compassionate and empowering, the very environment we're all in is too toxic to support our mental and physical health for long. So please just turn it off and watch gardening videos. Or makers. Or cooking channels. Or museums. Or history channels. 

9. Even better: go out and take a walk. Go commune with nature. Move your body. Breathe some fresh air. Maybe even pet a few dogs and talk to a few neighbors.

10. Grow as much of your own food as possible. As Tabitha of Tabitha Speaks Politics says, you can regrow foods like celery and onion from what you buy from the store. Don't throw those root ends away--stick 'em in a pot. Grow whatever herbs and spices you can. If you don't have an outdoor garden, try growing whatever you can indoors in pots or on your balcony or deck. Anything you don't have to buy will help.

11. Self care is a necessity, not a luxury. Meditate. Even 5 minutes a day helps! Take a nice, long, hot shower or bath...or a cold one if that's what you prefer. Hug a friend, a pet, a stuffed animal. Rework your personal reward system away from retail therapy and into creating something positive for yourself and others. You're important just as you are; we need you; so please take care of YOU.

That's all the helpful advice I can think of for now. I'll add as I see, hear, or think of anything. Thanks for being!

And now...some videos and memes to annoy and amuse.

First, the videos...

I DON'T respect christians. I DON'T respect religious beliefs. When you voluntarily delude yourself, you open yourself up to all other manner of delusions--all of which harm you and others. So NO, I don't respect christians or religious beliefs. This shit is HARMFUL!!!!!

I'm old enough to remember when w and his goons had Governor Don Siegelman, who opposed w's fascism and criminality, arrested and thrown under the jail. I have to believe that Siegelman's conviction means that the jury of his peers that found him guilty was honest. I think that we'd have heard something by now if that hadn't been the case. But it was chilling at the time. Governor Tony Evers, who stands accused only of standing up to trump, has released a statement saying that he may find himself under arrest for his pro-democracy, pro-Constitution, pro-America stance. We need MORE of this, not less. Standing up to the bully is the only way to get the bully to back down--bullies like trump are nothing if not dyed-in-the-wool cowards.

Why Trump’s Sense of Victimhood Could Be the Most Dangerous Thing About Him
(Remember, madame president* donaldina jessica trump HAS to punch down on her victims because SHE has to be the Biggest Victim. Kinda like whining that she's being treated "worse" than Abraham Lincoln, who was murdered. I still want to ask trump what she thinks of the funeral they had for her after she was shot dead in the head--was her funeral exciting and inspiring enough for her?)

I've known for a long time that Neil DeGrasse Tyson is weird, and I remember thus not being surprised when women accused him of sexual misconduct, but having him go full maga was not on my bingo card... 

Good parenting is an act of radical resistance in trump's America. It takes understanding that kids are fully-fledged humans just as adults are. You have to communicate, negotiate, be patient, and put in the time and attention. I've known since I was a kid that hitting and screaming at kids is lazy parenting at best and physical, emotional, verbal, and sexual abuse at worst. Adults do not turn out "OK" BECAUSE they were abused as kids; they turn out to be reasonably high functioning adults IN SPITE of being abused as kids.

Now, the memes...







FDJT and the republicans he rode in on






Fuck reagan and the republicans he rode in on, too!

You're kidding--he's only 39? Hate really ages you!



THIS!!!!!


Me neither, JoJo. Me neither. As a brilliant protest sign said, "Elect a rapist, expect to get fucked."

Still makes more sense than reopening Alcatraz. If you ever doubted that trump is so demented that she thinks that TV and movies ARE the real world, her desire to reopen Alcatraz should convince you. I think she and all of miss putin's republicans should go live on Alcatraz and then tell us how they like it. Of course, they're welcome to take Kilmar Abrego Garcia's place in El Salvador, too.

Tuesday, May 06, 2025

Welcome to the war zone: with tariffs, trump has declared war on America

It's not going to be pretty, friends. I'll be posting more in the next day or three regarding how to protect yourself as much as possible from the war that maga has voted us into with our own "government."

Watch this space. 

Thursday, May 01, 2025

Dear rfk, jr.,: autistic people pay more taxes than trump--so go put trump in your concentration camp!

100 days in office, 100 acts of corruption (that sounds like a lowball estimate to me, but at least trump's malfeasance is getting into the congressional record)

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madame president* donaldina jessica trump's billionaire CEO buddies warn her about impending empty shelves...and she's running out of time because, if shortages hit, she'll be under even more pressure to bow to international pressure. Make no mistake: maga VOTED for trump to crash the economy. They knew she was a failed wannabe-businessman with multiple bankruptcies and felonies. They knew that she doesn't pay her bills. They're getting exactly what they wanted. I have no idea why they're so eager to bankrupt themselves, but there it is...perhaps they just want to be like their puffy, purulent orange idol?

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Governor J.B. Pritzker delivers yet another perfect take-down of trump (and, by inference, the rest of miss putin's America-hating republicans):

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Don't be fooled: musk's doge (pronounced "douche") has COST US WAY MORE than it has ever saved. The only person who saved money from doge is musk, who used doge to stop investigations into his alleged wrongdoings:

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Sad little billionaires been kicking sand at each other on the tiny tykes playground: madame president* donaldina jessica trump got a big mad at multi-million-dollar donor and bestie bezos because bezos threatened to post tariff costs on amazon's goods for consumers to see. I'm no fan of bezos, but it sure makes sense to me to show consumers what trump's tariffs cost them! And...bezos caved. We all know that bezos's rockets are her compensating for the phallus she wishes she had, but holy cow--just because she has MUCH more money doesn't mean she isn't weaker and tinier than tiny, weak little trump. I'm shocked--shocked, I tell you. Whodathunkit?

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The rich are standing on our backs. The minute we stand up, they're through.

TIME TO STAND UP!

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So, maga is finally starting to understand how tariffs work...


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Hate will definitely make you miserable; hate will not get you the job, home, car, spouse, or life of your dreams; hate will not improve your life in any way; and hate definitely does not reduce the price of eggs...


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Since when do republicans care about national security? Since when do republicans care about America except as a disposable commodity they can exploit and destroy?


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Wait, is that Pope Felonius the First, or is it Pope Dunningus-Krugerius the First?

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June 14--Obama Day--is coming up! Happy Obama Day to all who celebrate (I celebrate every year).

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America used to be the Allies; now, we're the Asses of Evil

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Wednesday, April 30, 2025

An autistic poem for rfk, jr.

There once was a Kennedy named bobby

for whom killing Americans was a hobby

He shit on the science

and stood in its defiance

Because anti-vax was his lucrative lobby.


(Yes, I'm autistic and write poetry--sometimes serious, sometimes deliberately bad, often humorous.)

...Show us on the dolly where the Big Bad Autist hurt you, bobby. 

Tuesday, April 29, 2025

trump was upset that the pope's funeral wasn't about him. We are, too, brah, we are, too.

Time for todaze musings, videos, and memes...buckle up and let's go!


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Chinese social media have labeled trump "10,000 tariff grandpa."

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Dear red states: thank you for nobly sacrificing the federal aid you receive from blue states by voting to give trump that money for golf, military parades celebrating her 5 draft-dodging deferments, & more plastic surgery for melanie, who's getting noticeably long in the tooth.

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musk and the rest of the republicans are the beta-est of beta cucks. They could not be more ignorant, malicious, and destructive if they tried...and boy howdy are they trying! (Of course, they're always very trying!) They are so destructive that they're indistinguishable from enemy agents.

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trump bails out egg suppliers, who in turn jacked up prices and made RECORD profits:


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Maddow on musk hurting America... "U mad brah?":


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trump is determined to kill Americans--with rfk,jr.,'s help.


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GET READY: GENERAL STRIKE--united, we CAN save our democracy. United, we WILL save our democracy. What choice do we have?

We CAN have nice things, like all Americans fed, housed, clothed, educated, and cared for with autonomy and dignity. We CAN have great infrastructure, honest media, and honest politicians. We CAN have accountability for those with the most power and mercy for those with the least power. We CAN outlaw billionaires and parasites and use the money they steal to take care of those in need. We CAN treat ALL Americans like fully-fledged humans with bodily autonomy and the right to live, love, and dress as they choose--whatever brings them joy. And, ultimately, we CAN have truly open borders, so we can all travel the whole wide world and love all of the beautiful people, taste all of the delicious food, and marvel at all of the glorious sights. Our government has made it clear that it will not save us, so it's up to us. Fortunately, we're up to the job! It's time: BECOME UNGOVERNABLE!


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Steve Shives's absolutely perfect explainer in skit format for how stupid trump's trade war is: diner vs barber shop


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jessica donaldina vance killed the pope? The vance fuck-marry-kill that opens this video is hilarious...and the zingers that follow slap even harder...LOL!!

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Monday, April 28, 2025

rfk, jr., can bite my shiny metal ass

When he gets his Ph.D. in electrical engineering, demonstrates that he can lead technical teams and execute and document technical studies, masters at least two classical instruments, becomes fluent in at least one foreign language, demonstrates mastery of both technical and creative writing, paints and draws recognizable themes and objects, and demonstrates athleticism, then he can talk to me about autism. 

Until then, rfk, jr., can fuck all the way off and keep going. 

Thursday, April 24, 2025

NEWS FLASH: trump cedes American manufacturing and scientific research and advancement to communist China

By driving up prices and driving small businesses out of business, trump's tariffs are driving manufacturing--and manufacturing jobs--OUT of America and INTO communist China.

By defunding the government and academic institutions who perform our scientific research and advancement, trump is ceding our present and our future status as innovators and inventors to communist China.

I'm sure that maga, which lusts to live in the good old stone age, adores the idea of ceding our technical and scientific edge to China--like all good republicans, they hate science and want to see knowledge abolished in favor of ignorance, superstition, and stupidity. 

And since they voted for trump's tariffs, knowing full well that tariffs are an import tax on Americans, I'm sure they're equally ecstatic to lose their farms and their jobs to China and the rest of the world--who need us a whole lot less than we need them.

maga has gotten exactly what they voted for. It sure af isn't how I'd have done things, and I have to admit I'm a little surprised at their unbridled enthusiasm for giving their lives and livelihoods to both communism in China and socialism for America's billionaires. I'm glad they're so happy right now--I'm sure they're the only ones (well, them and putin and our billionaire oligarchs). 

And now...a few videos for your edification:

Many people get twanged by comparisons of trump to hitler (one obvious difference being that hitler could read and write, but, hey, I digress). Al Gore, who should have been our president--instead of willfully ignorant, reckless, feckless, fascist war criminal w--quotes perhaps the greatest foundational similarity between trump and hitler: the truth being a matter of power, not evidence. We saw madame president* donaldina jessica trump weaponize COVID, climate change, and every other truth she could get her hands on; if we didn't already know why, now we do.


If you watched Belle's video regarding how trump's tariffs are driving manufacturing out of America and thus into China, you'll see how trump's defunding of our government and academic research drives scientific and medical research out of America and thus into China. Very real Americans are losing their jobs due to trump's tariffs, and very real Americans will lose their lives to trump's and the republicans' hatred of science.


I've said for a long time that religion is destroying America. It started with proto-fascist ronbo raygun marrying the republican party to white christian nationalism, destroying free and fair media, introducing fascist propaganda, destroying our education system, and rewarding magical rather than critical thinking. As Aron Ra says, once you make yourself believe in something evidently false, you open yourself to believing all sorts of other evident untruths, even when you don't know or intend to...hence the post-truth hellscape we now find ourselves in. Remember, boys 'n' girls, apologetics isn't for convincing non-believers: it's for pretending to validate believers who know they're only fooling themselves by believing.


And now...some meme salad to annoy and amuse you:

As fascist ABC and Columbia University found out by trying to appease trump, you can't appease a tyrant because they'll only take more and more. The only way to deal with a tyrant is to stand up to them, as Harvard, MIT, and other reputable academic institutions have done.

Ya think?

Ya think??

Ya think???

Here goes The Onion, reporting actual news again...

I'm no fan of dictator Xi, but I still love to see him throw sand in the face of our stupid, weak, little tyrant. Yes, I know I'm being mean--I know that trump is mentally and physically ill, just like musk--but it's satisfying nonetheless to see trump and musk taken down.

Wednesday, April 23, 2025

Lawlessness & rule-breaking are features, not bugs, to republicans...

...so the question is this: will trump fire kegsbreath or not? kegsbreath never met a lie she wouldn't enthusiastically espouse or a national security secret she wouldn't gladly give those who want to destroy us, and we all know that that madame president* donaldina jessica trump and her entire republican party see rule-breaking and lawlessness as features rather than bugs. Methinks the only reason that donaldina would fire her pet dui hire is that, while she adores all manner of criticism, squawking, and drama, she doesn't enjoy all the criticism, squawking, and drama when it's directed at her. 

And now...time for two videos and some meme salad....

The videos:

BOYCOTT EL SALVADOR--boycott EVERY American company doing business with America's Auschwitz!!!!!


maga magical thinking just doesn't comprehend that trump's tariffs will drive manufacturing OUT of America, putting more Americans OUT of work...


Memes to both dim (alas!) and brighten (yay!) your day:

Talk about tone-deaf and out of touch rich people...



FERM and the tesler she drove in on


Again, trump and her tariffs are DESTROYING American manufacturing--not fomenting it

Ok, I laughed harder than I should have at this...does that make me a bad person, hehe?