3. You believe government services are a waste?
That the fire department, police, schools and hospitals are a drain
on the economy we cannot afford.
That only the private sector could
provide these at an affordable rate, and so what if you cant afford it?
That protecting the environment serves no purpose and is a drain on
corporate reserves when the are forced to abide by the minimum
You believe that market forces are enough to prevent
poisonous baby food?
You believe tearing apart mountains or flooding the sea with crude oil are all just part of a viable business model?
4. You believe whites are the victim of racism?
That this is your country and you want it back, and you believe the
days of slavery made you freer?
You need someone to look down upon
because your life is crap?
You need to blame someone else for your own
failure to compete in an open market and its all because minorities have
some legal protection?
You believe that illegal immigrants are taking
your jobs away but if you were offered the same working conditions you
would run away screaming?
5. You don't believe in social programs?
Well Medicare, Social Security, and SCHIP are drains on those who can
afford not to need them.
So they should be privatized and hence only
serve those that can afford them in the first place.
Just think of all
that extra money in the stock market you can cheer it volatile rise and
Heck that's the free market for you, so what if
the big boys stole all your cash.
That's the American dream right there!
6. It's not what you do but what you say that counts?
That even if you are a total sleazeball but say the right things all
will be forgiven.
That you can lie and steal and waste tax payers money
so thoroughly yet claim still to be fiscally conservative with a
straight face, and that you can believe and admire others who do the
7. Affordable health care is an affront to sanity.
It was much better when the insurance companies could cover whom they
The rate hikes every so often filled you with joy?
those with the resources should have access to what you believe was the
best service in the world despite all evidence to the contrary?
8. Rules are only for poor people?
You believe that making the rich even richer is part of the American
dream even though you are more likely only to get there if you win the
You believe that by supporting the grotesquely wealthy is
your sure way into nirvana, and you will protect them come hell or high
water even though they laugh at you?
9. You believe we are on the road to socialism?
The only way to stop this is to hand over government to the
corporations and that democratically elected politicians should bow to
the will of the very few?
The only good government is one that doesn't interfere with profit
taking and is better neither seen or heard?
That this rule by the elite
is the way to go?
10. Your own freedoms are best guaranteed by removing the rights of others?
You believe that LGBT folk don't deserve the same rights as anyone
else since this would infringe if not totally destroy your own, it would
in fact cause you deep an abiding pain?
You believe that the freedom to worship is a christian right, and any
other religion is just plain un-American, and Muslims have a special
right to be hounded no matter what?
You believe that to avoid the
imposition of Sharia law one must impose fundamentalist christian
doctrine first by applying old testament laws?
If this is the case by all means VOTE REPUBLICAN and may your god
watch over you, because I sure as hell wont care what happens to you.
Originally posted to LaFeminista