Thursday, May 01, 2025

Dear rfk, jr.,: autistic people pay more taxes than trump--so go put trump in your concentration camp!

100 days in office, 100 acts of corruption (that sounds like a lowball estimate to me, but at least trump's malfeasance is getting into the congressional record)

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madame president* donaldina jessica trump's billionaire CEO buddies warn her about impending empty shelves...and she's running out of time because, if shortages hit, she'll be under even more pressure to bow to international pressure. Make no mistake: maga VOTED for trump to crash the economy. They knew she was a failed wannabe-businessman with multiple bankruptcies and felonies. They knew that she doesn't pay her bills. They're getting exactly what they wanted. I have no idea why they're so eager to bankrupt themselves, but there it is...perhaps they just want to be like their puffy, purulent orange idol?

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Governor J.B. Pritzker delivers yet another perfect take-down of trump (and, by inference, the rest of miss putin's America-hating republicans):

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Don't be fooled: musk's doge (pronounced "douche") has COST US WAY MORE than it has ever saved. The only person who saved money from doge is musk, who used doge to stop investigations into his alleged wrongdoings:

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Sad little billionaires been kicking sand at each other on the tiny tykes playground: madame president* donaldina jessica trump got a big mad at multi-million-dollar donor and bestie bezos because bezos threatened to post tariff costs on amazon's goods for consumers to see. I'm no fan of bezos, but it sure makes sense to me to show consumers what trump's tariffs cost them! And...bezos caved. We all know that bezos's rockets are her compensating for the phallus she wishes she had, but holy cow--just because she has MUCH more money doesn't mean she isn't weaker and tinier than tiny, weak little trump. I'm shocked--shocked, I tell you. Whodathunkit?

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The rich are standing on our backs. The minute we stand up, they're through.

TIME TO STAND UP!

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So, maga is finally starting to understand how tariffs work...


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Hate will definitely make you miserable; hate will not get you the job, home, car, spouse, or life of your dreams; hate will not improve your life in any way; and hate definitely does not reduce the price of eggs...


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Since when do republicans care about national security? Since when do republicans care about America except as a disposable commodity they can exploit and destroy?


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Wait, is that Pope Felonius the First, or is it Pope Dunningus-Krugerius the First?

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June 14--Obama Day--is coming up! Happy Obama Day to all who celebrate (I celebrate every year).

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America used to be the Allies; now, we're the Asses of Evil

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Wednesday, April 30, 2025

An autistic poem for rfk, jr.

There once was a Kennedy named bobby

for whom killing Americans was a hobby

He shit on the science

and stood in its defiance

Because anti-vax was his lucrative lobby.


(Yes, I'm autistic and write poetry--sometimes serious, sometimes deliberately bad, often humorous.)

...Show us on the dolly where the Big Bad Autist hurt you, bobby. 

Tuesday, April 29, 2025

trump was upset that the pope's funeral wasn't about him. We are, too, brah, we are, too.

Time for todaze musings, videos, and memes...buckle up and let's go!


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Chinese social media have labeled trump "10,000 tariff grandpa."

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Dear red states: thank you for nobly sacrificing the federal aid you receive from blue states by voting to give trump that money for golf, military parades celebrating her 5 draft-dodging deferments, & more plastic surgery for melanie, who's getting noticeably long in the tooth.

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musk and the rest of the republicans are the beta-est of beta cucks. They could not be more ignorant, malicious, and destructive if they tried...and boy howdy are they trying! (Of course, they're always very trying!) They are so destructive that they're indistinguishable from enemy agents.

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trump bails out egg suppliers, who in turn jacked up prices and made RECORD profits:


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Maddow on musk hurting America... "U mad brah?":


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trump is determined to kill Americans--with rfk,jr.,'s help.


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GET READY: GENERAL STRIKE--united, we CAN save our democracy. United, we WILL save our democracy. What choice do we have?

We CAN have nice things, like all Americans fed, housed, clothed, educated, and cared for with autonomy and dignity. We CAN have great infrastructure, honest media, and honest politicians. We CAN have accountability for those with the most power and mercy for those with the least power. We CAN outlaw billionaires and parasites and use the money they steal to take care of those in need. We CAN treat ALL Americans like fully-fledged humans with bodily autonomy and the right to live, love, and dress as they choose--whatever brings them joy. And, ultimately, we CAN have truly open borders, so we can all travel the whole wide world and love all of the beautiful people, taste all of the delicious food, and marvel at all of the glorious sights. Our government has made it clear that it will not save us, so it's up to us. Fortunately, we're up to the job! It's time: BECOME UNGOVERNABLE!


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Steve Shives's absolutely perfect explainer in skit format for how stupid trump's trade war is: diner vs barber shop


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jessica donaldina vance killed the pope? The vance fuck-marry-kill that opens this video is hilarious...and the zingers that follow slap even harder...LOL!!

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Monday, April 28, 2025

rfk, jr., can bite my shiny metal ass

When he gets his Ph.D. in electrical engineering, demonstrates that he can lead technical teams and execute and document technical studies, masters at least two classical instruments, becomes fluent in at least one foreign language, demonstrates mastery of both technical and creative writing, paints and draws recognizable themes and objects, and demonstrates athleticism, then he can talk to me about autism. 

Until then, rfk, jr., can fuck all the way off and keep going. 

Thursday, April 24, 2025

NEWS FLASH: trump cedes American manufacturing and scientific research and advancement to communist China

By driving up prices and driving small businesses out of business, trump's tariffs are driving manufacturing--and manufacturing jobs--OUT of America and INTO communist China.

By defunding the government and academic institutions who perform our scientific research and advancement, trump is ceding our present and our future status as innovators and inventors to communist China.

I'm sure that maga, which lusts to live in the good old stone age, adores the idea of ceding our technical and scientific edge to China--like all good republicans, they hate science and want to see knowledge abolished in favor of ignorance, superstition, and stupidity. 

And since they voted for trump's tariffs, knowing full well that tariffs are an import tax on Americans, I'm sure they're equally ecstatic to lose their farms and their jobs to China and the rest of the world--who need us a whole lot less than we need them.

maga has gotten exactly what they voted for. It sure af isn't how I'd have done things, and I have to admit I'm a little surprised at their unbridled enthusiasm for giving their lives and livelihoods to both communism in China and socialism for America's billionaires. I'm glad they're so happy right now--I'm sure they're the only ones (well, them and putin and our billionaire oligarchs). 

And now...a few videos for your edification:

Many people get twanged by comparisons of trump to hitler (one obvious difference being that hitler could read and write, but, hey, I digress). Al Gore, who should have been our president--instead of willfully ignorant, reckless, feckless, fascist war criminal w--quotes perhaps the greatest foundational similarity between trump and hitler: the truth being a matter of power, not evidence. We saw madame president* donaldina jessica trump weaponize COVID, climate change, and every other truth she could get her hands on; if we didn't already know why, now we do.


If you watched Belle's video regarding how trump's tariffs are driving manufacturing out of America and thus into China, you'll see how trump's defunding of our government and academic research drives scientific and medical research out of America and thus into China. Very real Americans are losing their jobs due to trump's tariffs, and very real Americans will lose their lives to trump's and the republicans' hatred of science.


I've said for a long time that religion is destroying America. It started with proto-fascist ronbo raygun marrying the republican party to white christian nationalism, destroying free and fair media, introducing fascist propaganda, destroying our education system, and rewarding magical rather than critical thinking. As Aron Ra says, once you make yourself believe in something evidently false, you open yourself to believing all sorts of other evident untruths, even when you don't know or intend to...hence the post-truth hellscape we now find ourselves in. Remember, boys 'n' girls, apologetics isn't for convincing non-believers: it's for pretending to validate believers who know they're only fooling themselves by believing.


And now...some meme salad to annoy and amuse you:

As fascist ABC and Columbia University found out by trying to appease trump, you can't appease a tyrant because they'll only take more and more. The only way to deal with a tyrant is to stand up to them, as Harvard, MIT, and other reputable academic institutions have done.

Ya think?

Ya think??

Ya think???

Here goes The Onion, reporting actual news again...

I'm no fan of dictator Xi, but I still love to see him throw sand in the face of our stupid, weak, little tyrant. Yes, I know I'm being mean--I know that trump is mentally and physically ill, just like musk--but it's satisfying nonetheless to see trump and musk taken down.

Wednesday, April 23, 2025

Lawlessness & rule-breaking are features, not bugs, to republicans...

...so the question is this: will trump fire kegsbreath or not? kegsbreath never met a lie she wouldn't enthusiastically espouse or a national security secret she wouldn't gladly give those who want to destroy us, and we all know that that madame president* donaldina jessica trump and her entire republican party see rule-breaking and lawlessness as features rather than bugs. Methinks the only reason that donaldina would fire her pet dui hire is that, while she adores all manner of criticism, squawking, and drama, she doesn't enjoy all the criticism, squawking, and drama when it's directed at her. 

And now...time for two videos and some meme salad....

The videos:

BOYCOTT EL SALVADOR--boycott EVERY American company doing business with America's Auschwitz!!!!!


maga magical thinking just doesn't comprehend that trump's tariffs will drive manufacturing OUT of America, putting more Americans OUT of work...


Memes to both dim (alas!) and brighten (yay!) your day:

Talk about tone-deaf and out of touch rich people...



FERM and the tesler she drove in on


Again, trump and her tariffs are DESTROYING American manufacturing--not fomenting it

Ok, I laughed harder than I should have at this...does that make me a bad person, hehe?


Tuesday, April 22, 2025

Two videos, a short, and a bunch of memes....

maga farmer is Finding Out, kegsbreath's job on the chopping block, & more--Tabitha's got some good information: 


Make America a Democracy Again (i.e., start living up to our promises) from Dr. Russell Razzaque: 


A short (sorry for the repetition!) observing that trump's research funding cuts WILL kill Americans:


And now for the meme salad...just look at how many felony convictions trump has compared to these other hardened criminals. Capone and Manson were total lightweights compared to trump...!











pete kegsbreath: trump's DUI hire




kegsbreath's latest Top Secret Signal chat with his mommy...