Wednesday, April 15, 2015

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Those new-fangled electronic voting machines
work so well, they count your vote
BEFORE you push the button!
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UTERUS REGISTRATION
DAY
June 22, 2025

 Last chance to register your uterus!
 
Ladies!
If you want to use that uterus this year, 
you must get it registered before

 June 22nd!
 
You don't want to get caught using an
unlicensed uterus, do you?


The uterus police will be making

unannounced (cold calls) "visits" to all
middle-class neighborhoods

 starting June 22nd.

  Have your papers in order!
Don't piss off the uterus police!

THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
ONLY APPLIES TO ACTIVE UTERI 
 THIS IS ALSO A COMPLETE AND UTTER JOKE BY A TWISTED SISTER!
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