DNA is NOT Biblical! You can't be a Christian AND believe in DNA!

Greetings, Dot Calm Readers and
fellow Truth Crusaders!

Short post today--still digging out from our very sad, exhausting trip out of town last week.

I am crossing my fingers that the rest of my family stays happy, healthy, and well for the rest of this year, because I just don't have any more gas in the tank or time off from work at the moment...!

Whatever you do, take care of you!

Also, don't forget to read Dot Calm's shadow's favorite independent sources of news and information:

Daily Kos
AlterNet
Democracy Now!
Conservatives are Destroying our Future
Conservative Clown Car
Americans Against the Republican Party
Americans Against the Tea Party
Mrs. Betty Bowers
God, the Good Lord Above

...And, whatever you do,

VOTE BERNIE!!!!!

If at all possible, send him a buck o' five.

He ain't out of the running yet by any means.
Please, America--for once, PLEASE let's finally elect an HONEST politician who represents US THE PEOPLE!

-- Dot Calm's shadow

 

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If the Bible says that it's pre-determined

who will and won't accept Jesus,

then why evangelize?

Explain to me why

it's a matter of faith

and not a stupid waste of time.

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Christians equate homosexuality

with bestiality.

Have you ever noticed

that there were no rashes

of bestiality

in the 15 nations before us

to legalize same-sex marriage?
Why is that?
Is it because

there is no lobby for bestiality...

because bestiality is a non-issue, duh?

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Christians think about bestiality

more than anyone else does.
Christians think about gay sex

more than gays do.

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Pat Robertson thinks

that polygamy was outlawed

because the Bible says it's immoral.
Sorry, Pat--the Bible is just fine with polygamy.
In fact,

the Bible gives rules

for how to do polygamy properly,
just as it gives rules

for how to buy and beat your slaves
and how to sell your daughter

into sex-slavery for life.
Hey, Pat Robertson--

Go back and read your damn Bible!

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Couldn't resist a two-fer...

 

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Christians subscribe

to the gay theory of causality

and the abortion theory of causality.

Christians believe

that homosexuality and abortion

cause natural disasters.

What part of NATURAL disaster

do they not understand?!??

Why has there been NO INCREASE

 in natural disasters

in the 15 nations

who approve abortion

and who approved gay marriage

before we did?

Could it be

that natural disasters

 are not caused

by treating people like human beings?!??

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Just to be clear...

WHATEVER YOU DO,

VOTE BLUE!!!!!

 

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DNA is non-Biblical!
You CAN'T be Christian and believe in DNA.
If you want to be Christian,

you must believe the whole Bible literally.
If you believe the whole Bible literally,

you must reject DNA.
If you believe in DNA,
then, by making Eve

out of Adam's XY DNA-laden rib,

God made Eve MALE

...meaning that

God really did make Adam and Steve
...and you breed markings into livestock

by making them look at striped scenery

while they mate
(as opposed to artificial selection)
...and Jesus,

who was conceived without sperm,

was FEMALE!

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Christians loudly disbelieve evolution:
the phenomenon
 that all species of organisms
arise and develop
through the natural selection
of small, inherited variations
that increase the individual's ability
to compete, survive, and reproduce.
Which part do they NOT get?
Do Christians think 
there is no natural explanation...
that there is no cause and effect...
that it's miraculous...
that offspring resemble their parents?
Do they not understand genetic causality?
Do they disbelieve that MRSA exists?
If they don't believe in natural selection,
do Christians believe
in artificial selection?
Do Christians believe Puggles exist?

 Ray Comfort,
who thinks that God created
the modern Cavendish banana by fiat
(when humans actually selected
all the traits we know and love
over many, many generations of banana),
does NOT believe Puggles exist.
Ray Comfort does not understand
that God's perfectly created
wild bananas are inedible
until man refines them
using artificial selection.
See why it's hard not to think
that Christians are idiots?

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Thank God I'm an atheist

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