Friday, August 31, 2012

So, didja watch the Republican convention?
Are they freaken RICH or wha??
At one point they scanned a
second grade classroom...
I swear one of the little girls had a
designer dress on...with matching sweater!  
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If sex is a pain in the ass,
you’re doing it wrong! OMG!

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I'm social. I'm social, already!

The following is an e-message I sent to my daughter, just to be funny. Today, I'm extremely grateful for the social security that's been deducted from my earnings through the years. I have multiple sclerosis.

remember the big chunk of your paycheck
that would be deducted for something
called, "social security"?

remember thinking, i'll never need that!
i'm young and healthy...i need that money
now!

macy's is having a great sale and i'm
losing a big chunk of my pay for social
security...

hey! i'm very social and quite secure!
give me my money back!

little did i know that account is their
mad money, fux!