WASHINGTON--Oklahoma Sen. Jim Inhofe (R) said on Tuesday that federal aid to tornado-ravaged parts of his home state will be "totally different" from that of the Hurricane Sandy aid bill he voted against late last year. 

Why? Because it’s your state that needs Federal aid this time!

Since the wealth of the United States has shifted from the entire middle class to a few individuals, will Mitt Romney use some of his ginormous wealth to pay for the rebuilding of Moore, Oklahoma?

Can you say: in your dreams, sucker! How the phuque do you think I got so bloody rich?

Speaking on MSNBC, the lawmaker said that in the case of Hurricane Sandy, "everybody was getting in and exploiting the tragedy that took place." However,” he said, "that won't happen in Oklahoma."

You're damned tootin!

Inhofe said the Sandy Relief bill "was supposed to be in New Jersey," but "they were getting things … in the Virgin Islands, fixing roads there, and putting roofs on houses in Washington, D.C."

Both Inhofe and Coburn (the other douche bag from Oklahoma) voted to slash aid to victims of Hurricane Sandy, with Inhofe saying he considered the full proposed aid amount to be a "slush fund."

Yeah! Those damned Okies...can you just hear them?...Oh, good! A tornado...time to get our “wish list” filled.

While Northeastern states like New Jersey and New York suffered some of the worst damage from Hurricane Sandy, the storm affected 24 U.S. states in total during October of 2012.

Sandy carved a destructive path from the Caribbean Sea to the Great Lakes, where it produced 25-foot waves in Lake Huron.

Coburn would demand that tornado relief funds for Oklahoma be offset by cuts elsewhere in the federal budget, a position consistent with what he has said in the past, even when the aid was for his home state.

Offset problem made easy: Cut Coburn’s salary!

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Most of us who reside outside Oklahoma can’t help but be astonished with the hypocrisy.

Looks like you are a close second to South Carolina, where those people suffer amnesia big time.

Well, those of us out here in reality land find your behavior reprehensible!

Oh, how thick is the righteousness! 

Aren’t you one and the same who voted against aid to the victims of Hurricane Sandy? 

Did y’all forget that? Here, let me help you remember.

WASHINGTON--Sen. Tom Coburn (R-Okla.) fired back Thursday at those who have criticized him for demanding that any disaster aid package for Oklahoma tornado victims include offsets, or matching spending cuts elsewhere in the budget.

A little pinchy when the shoe’s on the other foot ,
eh Senator?
    
The money is already available to help his constituents, Coburn argued, suggesting that lawmakers only want to pass an unpaid-for disaster aid package so they can tuck other unrelated items in it to benefit their home states.

Why, those #@+*&%$#@!

"It's just typical Washington B.S.," Coburn said during an interview on MSNBC's "Morning Joe."

"There's $11.6 billion sitting in a bank account waiting to help people in Oklahoma ...

It's a crass political game because I was being asked these questions before we even pulled the dead people out of the rubble."

Could it be that you’re a first-class phuque?
Just asking.

Coburn, one of the most fiscally conservative lawmakers in Congress, is right about $11.6 billion being available.

Okay, we’re not debating that.

But, remember, it's not because he had anything to do with it.

Oh really? Nothing to do with it?

Congress approved $18.5 billion for disaster relief for 2013, with most of those funds--$11.5 billion--approved after Hurricane Sandy.

Coburn vocally opposed both packages, but lawmakers decided then none of that emergency aid should be
subject to offsets.

Except for you, Coburn! 
We want offsets! We want offsets!

The amount of money left in that fund is at about $11.6 billion, which means it can be pulled to respond
to the Oklahoma storm--without offsets.

Bullshit! We want offsets! We want offsets!