Hey, Grove!

May I call you Grove? You’re gonna keep our President on a Short Leash??

Look, Grove...after suffering eight very long years of the moron President...and you know who I mean...we got a President we the people elected...a President who was not picked for us by the powers that be...whomever those fux are!

And, get this, Grove...President Obama actually knows how to put a sentence together in English!

A noun. A verb. An adjective! What a concept!         

President Obama never embarrasses us when representing the American people by behaving like he’s at the frat house just having a heap o’ fun.

Chancellor Angela Merkel of Germany was the object of the Moron’s affection as he danced and romped around a room of grown-ups! He acted like a fifth grader trying to get the Chancellor's attention. (No offense to fifth graders.)

It was embarrassing! Our fifth graders are not!