My Vitriolic Neighbors

I live in a small, upscale retirement community. It is filthy with RRs (Righteous Republicans). I don’t normally tangle with these major morons, but after the lot of them dissed my neighbor, I ran out of good nature and sent them this little tirade:

hi guys! i stop in here from time to time and 2nite was the time...must say you folks are a weird bunch of phuques...what makes you all so judgmental? is it any skin off your snotty noses to live and let live? bet none of you is compassionate to gays, are you? and i'd bet all of you were happy when the moron president dismissed ALL the arabic translators, weren't you?

now, i'm just guessing, but my money would go on the lot of you cheering when virginia foxx agreed with the morons who beat matthew sheppard to within an inch of his life because he was gay...hmmm, gays in the military? never mind, got it...

all i can figure is that it makes every last one of you feel superior and "impotent" because you don't deal with any of these alternate life styles...well, i don't either but, unlike the sorry lot of you, i'm far from perfect...that christlike perfection is what we all strive for...oh, i mean the rest of us...not you, you're already there...

did you all vote for bush/cheney? of course you did...wasn't it a hoot when cheney's daughter came up lesbian?? never know, do you?? next time you're in a crowd, look to the right and then to the left...you can bet your bible one of them lives an alternate life style...oh, never mind...i have better things to do than read the drivel you people spend good time on...

oh, one last thought...did any of you contribute to the victims of the earthquake in haiti?? i’m sure you didn’t...wrong color, aren’t they?...

if you have a moment, you should read the history of haiti...seems the english, the americans and the french pilfered every last morsel of riches that haiti was naturally blessed with...but, thatz another subject...

don't bother answering this message with your vitriol...i'm only going to delete!

happy trails!