Congratulations, Martin Shkreli--Jefferson Beauregard Sessions has replaced you as Most Punchable Face in America!
Greetings, fellow Dot Calm Readers, Freedom Fighters, and Truth Crusaders!
Another day, another natural disaster, another unnatural disaster...
Okay, I gno I'm not the only one feeling like I'm drinking from a firehose here.
We weren't even through Hurricane Harvey, and tRUmp pardoned "sheriff" Joe Arpaio in the midst of it, thinking that the natural disaster would fetch him higher ratings for his unnatural disaster.
Then, instead of announcing his "decision" on DACA today, as "promised," he tweeted it yesterday. tRUmp making his total dick move on DACA one day early had several Tweeps wondering whether it was a preemptive strike against some big tRUmp-Russia news item about to drop. I haven't seen anything (yet?), but, if I do, I'll holler.
Meanwhile, the creepy orange coward in the White House sent out bantam flying monkey Jefferson Beauregard Sessions to announce the repeal of DACA formally.
This isn't the picture of that punk Sessions reveling in the thought of tormenting and terrorizing innocents, but I promise you that the filthy little smirk he made was even more infuriating, earning him top ranking above pharma-bro Martin Shkreli for Most Punchable Face in America.
And then, TREASONOUS PERJURER Sessions had the unmitigated gall to lecture us on the rule of law, as if his boss tRUmp weren't the head of a treasonous crime family with Russian mob connections and as if tRUmp's pardoning of law enforcement officer Joe Arpaio for violating the Constitution somehow upholds the Constitution.
Did I say Most Punchable Face in America?
Make that Most Punchable Face in the World.
As I tweeted, KKKeebler called, and they want their elf back.
Oh, the irony is thick with tRUmp and his junta.
Melania worked here illegally. tRUmp employed teenage models illegally. tRUmp advertises only for foreign workers for his hotels and clubs and has a history of employing them illegally. But that's ok because he doesn't pay any of them anyway.
Which is also illegal.
It-snot like the economy is some zero sum game, where there is a fixed number of jobs, so we need to cut down on the number of people available to work them because the 4% unemployment Obama left us with is insanely high because, no, it-snot.
Repealing DACA, deporting undocumented workers, and halting non-white immigration would decimate the economy, slash our tax revenue, and drive prices up--we all know that tRUmp's deplorables are unemployed because they're fucking unemployable, not because some people of color "stole" all the jobs. And I guarantee that tRUmp's lily-white male Welfare queens can't be bothered to haul ass out of bed at oh-dark-hundred to pick all the crops that are currently rotting on the vines in California. Hope they're all satisfied when their grocery bills skyrocket.
Grrrrr.
Now, Category 5 Hurricane Irma is bearing down on Puerto Rico and south Florida, and people are wondering whether Irma will become a Category 6 storm when there IS no Category 6--at least not yet. That's how unseasonably warm the water is; that's how unreasonably big the storm is.
Irma is bigger than freakin' OHIO, FFS.
Hellz, Irma is so powerful that it registers on seismic detectors.
And if that natural disaster isn't bad enough, tRUmp gleefully rubbed his hands together and tweeted that this was going to be a "big week."
(Of course, tRUmp also tweeted about prioritizing the use of American labor, aluminum, and steel--to which, I replied, "You misspelled 'Chinese,' Donald." But I digress.)
Seriously, though--what it is about disasters that gives tRUmp such a hard-on?
A rogue senior White House advisor tweeted about getting the heebie jeebies from how excited tRUmp is for Hurricane Irma to hit...just like how creepily excited tRUmp was at, as Randi Rhodes calls it, the breadth, length, size, thrust, and power of Hurricane Harvey.
Jesus Haploid Christ (which I stole from Tweep Stonekettle, whom you should follow if you don't already).
Dickless Donald tRUmp gets excited about big fucking hurricanes.
Jefferson Beauregard Sessions gets excited about kicking 800,000 innocent, hardworking kids out of the country and devastating the friends, family members, and employers they'll leave behind.
Both tRUmp and Sessions get their
Both tRUmp and Sessions are complete, inhumane monsters--devoid of compassion, empathy, sympathy, and other positive, warm, loving human emotions--meaning that they represent today's Republican party perfectly.
But, hey--if you're on Twitter and want a giggle, start using the hashtag "DeportMelania." I observed that, unlike DREAMers, Melania contributes nothing to our society, mooches off our taxes, and plagiarizes her speeches.
Meanwhile, Democratic Underground reports that Irma is headed straight for tRUmp's multi-million-dollar mansion in St. Martin. A lot of Tweeps are hoping that Irma takes out Czar-a-Lago. I won't wish ill even on tRUmp except for the removal of him and his from office, including Gorsuch. However, while I don't agree, I can't honestly say that I blame people for wanting tRUmp's infamous income property flattened by global warming as long as everyone evacuates safely and no one gets hurt. It's an unfortunate but honest reaction to the environment that the Republicans have fomented for decades--the environment that culminated in tRUmp and his merry if deplorable KKKlan of Nazis and white supremacists. You know--the voters Republicans value more than they value Americans with American values.
Last I checked, Irma was already up to 200 mph, making it the strongest storm ever recorded in the Atlantic Ocean.
And tropical storm Jose--the 10th named storm so far this season--is gathering strength and is likely to become a hurricane.
My god.
But there's moar.
Kim Jong-un called tRUmp's lame schoolboy "fire and fury" bluff with his latest missile launch and nuclear test, rubbing America's collective nose in the fact that PEWtin's cock holster in the White House has no plan and no fucking clue--and neither does anyone else in his junta.
On a funnier, less alarming note (unless you're tRUmp), PEWtin is even trolling his fat orange bitch tRUmp, disclaiming himself as groom to tRUmp as bride...mocking tRUmp and his junta for their fecklessness...and even having his state-owned media smugly threaten tRUmp with releasing some of the kompromat.
Right now, all I can say is a great big FUCK YOU to Susan Sarandon and everyone else who said that tRUmp and Hillary are the same--that Hillary is no better than or even worse than tRUmp. FUCK YOU to every privileged rich white person who stood with tRUmp instead of standing with America. Nothing they say or do now can ever fix what they said and did November 8.
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| Every immigrant knew. So did every Black, every woman, every LGBTQ+, every scientist, every atheist, ... |
And FUCK YOU to everyone who voted third party or wrote in Bernie or whatever or who stayed home; at the end of the day, they too stood with tRUmp rather than America whether they admit it or not.
And FUCK YOU to everyone who voted for tRUmp KNOWING BECAUSE HE TOLD US SO that he's a lifelong misogynist, racist bigot and lifelong criminal nutjob in fucking end-stage syphilitic dementia, Alzheimer's, Narcissistic Personality Disorder, and gawd knows what other mental and physical diseases and disabilities that disqualify him for dog catcher, let alone "predisent."
In the age of tRUmp, the potential we have for healing this country of its superstition and bigotry comes at pyrrhic costs. We stand to lose our rights, our democracy, our Constitution, our institutions, our peace, our prosperity, our futures, and our lives. With Republicans' zest to feed rather than abate global warming, human civilization itself is at risk. Every day, tRUmp, his junta, and his media erode yuge chunks of our nation and its true greatness away. We are fighting to retain the good that was; we have to stanch the hemorrhaging before we can work to restore that level of goodness and start building what should be. We have thwarted tRUmp from carrying out several of his most evil desires, but we are losing ground every day.
It's like trying to hold a handful of sand at the beach.
When the smirking chimp took the Oval Office, I remarked that Bill Clinton's willingness to work with the Republicans whetted their appetites--it was like chumming the water for sharks. Walp, those sharks smelled blood and decided they wanted the rest of it--so they installed that moron w. He set some frightening precedents that, in their lust for power and money, Republicans find inspiring. Obama shamed them into hiding some of those tendencies but not for long. Thus, the heinous precedents tRUmp sets every day will not be easily forgotten by the consummately immoral Republican party.
They see tRUmp as a template for success.
All they were missing is a slightly smarter, slightly slicker stooge to do not Russia's bidding but their own
--the bidding of their donors.
Grim?
Yes.
Depressing?
Definitely.
Discouraging?
Of course.
Infuriating?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Will it stop me from fighting tooth and nail for my dad's future and for the futures of everyone I love?
HELL NO!
Will it stop me from fighting to save my country from the Christo-fascists and traitors who want to destroy it?
DOUBLE HELL NO!
All they're doing is making me stronger, more determined.
If only they knew.
Friends, once we evict these bastards from their seats of power--and we will because there are more of us than them--it's going to take decades of good, solid Democratic leadership to clean up this cesspool and restore accountability, integrity, reason, and equality. To educate the public about our past history and current affairs. About the world and our potential place in it--what was and what should be. And I'm going to be there every step of the way, promoting and voting for young leaders with strong backbones, making my voice heard, goading them into doing what's right, holding their feet to the fire, watching them like a hawk, thanking them when they get it right, and kicking them out on their asses when they act like Republicans.
I hope I can say the same for you.
Remember what I said about reorganizing le blawg into separate pages? I'm still working on it. When I get done, you'll be the second to know (me being first).
Until next time, pour yourself a Fireball and treat yourself to some chocolate on my behalf. And always remember...never forget...I lurves ya madleh!
It's like trying to hold a handful of sand at the beach.
When the smirking chimp took the Oval Office, I remarked that Bill Clinton's willingness to work with the Republicans whetted their appetites--it was like chumming the water for sharks. Walp, those sharks smelled blood and decided they wanted the rest of it--so they installed that moron w. He set some frightening precedents that, in their lust for power and money, Republicans find inspiring. Obama shamed them into hiding some of those tendencies but not for long. Thus, the heinous precedents tRUmp sets every day will not be easily forgotten by the consummately immoral Republican party.
They see tRUmp as a template for success.
All they were missing is a slightly smarter, slightly slicker stooge to do not Russia's bidding but their own
--the bidding of their donors.
Grim?
Yes.
Depressing?
Definitely.
Discouraging?
Of course.
Infuriating?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Will it stop me from fighting tooth and nail for my dad's future and for the futures of everyone I love?
HELL NO!
Will it stop me from fighting to save my country from the Christo-fascists and traitors who want to destroy it?
DOUBLE HELL NO!
All they're doing is making me stronger, more determined.
If only they knew.
Friends, once we evict these bastards from their seats of power--and we will because there are more of us than them--it's going to take decades of good, solid Democratic leadership to clean up this cesspool and restore accountability, integrity, reason, and equality. To educate the public about our past history and current affairs. About the world and our potential place in it--what was and what should be. And I'm going to be there every step of the way, promoting and voting for young leaders with strong backbones, making my voice heard, goading them into doing what's right, holding their feet to the fire, watching them like a hawk, thanking them when they get it right, and kicking them out on their asses when they act like Republicans.
I hope I can say the same for you.
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| Deport Javanka, Melanoma [sic], & the rest of the tRUmp Crime Family Grifters,--deport them all! |
Remember what I said about reorganizing le blawg into separate pages? I'm still working on it. When I get done, you'll be the second to know (me being first).
Until next time, pour yourself a Fireball and treat yourself to some chocolate on my behalf. And always remember...never forget...I lurves ya madleh!
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I dunno which is worse...
Hurricanes Harvey & Irma
or Hurricanes Donald & Jeff
Hurricanes Harvey & Irma
or Hurricanes Donald & Jeff
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posted by Dot Calm @ 9:40 PM
