Tuesday, March 20, 2012

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PRESCRIPTION  MIDOL FOR  CRAMPS??
A Panel of Men to Judge if Midol is Warranted.
Women will have to pass a PAIN test...
1 = not too painful....10 = where’s my gun??
Must score 5 or more before Midol is Prescribed. 
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Burkas for American Women?

Why not cut the bull and demand women wear Burkas? That's what you Republican freaks are going for, isn't it?

And, if that is the goal, (as Cheney would say) go phuque yourselves!

You're starting to sound like the phuques you are! If you’re not one of the freaks attacking women, kindly control the rest of the pigs!

Last time I looked we still have the vote and there are more of us than you!

Attention! American Women!
Since sex is way more important to the male of the species (Playboy! The C Street clubhouse, eh?) than it is to us, be very, very careful!Those headaches may become permanent!

So, you want to see us in Burkas?
No problem. Need to make a few adjustments for the American woman. We’d like our Burkas in a variety of patterns and colors. Each fashionable Burka will have a matching ZIPPER along the hem for bedtime wear!

That should wipe the smug clear off some hypocritical, ugly faces!!

Have a Nice Day! (Smiley face!)

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                   EVERY  SPERM  IS  IMPORTANT!
                                              Monty Python
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