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UTERUS REGISTRATION

DAY

June 22, 2025

 Last chance to register your uterus!
 
Ladies!

If you want to use that uterus this year, 

you must get it registered before

 June 22nd!
 
You don't want to get caught using an
unlicensed uterus, do you?

The uterus police will be making
unannounced (cold calls) "visits" to all
middle-class neighborhoods

 starting June 22nd.

  Have your papers in order!

Don't piss off the uterus police!

THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

ONLY APPLIES TO ACTIVE UTERI 

 THIS IS ALSO A COMPLETE AND UTTER JOKE BY A TWISTED SISTER!

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