Dot Calm's shadow here...

Have you heard that Missouri is imposing a 72-hour waiting period on women seeking abortions?

No exceptions for rape or incest.

Why don't we impose the same restrictions on buying a gun that we do on abortion?

Here are three:

1. You wait 72 hours before you can get a background check to buy a gun.

2. You can only buy a gun from a doctor with hospital admitting privileges in a clinic that virtually qualifies as a hospital.

There may only be one such facility in your state (e.g., Mississippi); if you're too poor or too young to drive or fly elsewhere, try a coat hanger.

3. You undergo a trans-vaginal ultrasound (i.e., first, we slut shame you; then, we stick the probe up your arse to see if we can find your brain).

Add your own; then go lobby Congress!