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Rush...you’re such a treasonous a-h.

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Coming Soon 
to Your Neighborhood!

The Knockout Game
 Teenagers attack unsuspecting strangers for fun

Isn’t That Special...

Police around the nation are on high alert for a new and dangerous trend among urban teenagers: the "knockout game," in which teens knock out unsuspecting strangers for the fun of it, in incidents that are sometimes captured on video.

Smile...You're On Crime TV! 

Honestly, what will these little scamps
   think of next?
Did I say scamps? What I meant was fux!

Jeff Rossen reports on the spread of the game nationwide, including to New York City, where police are investigating at least seven attacks.

So, get out there boys and girls...
It’s the knockout game! 
Fun for everyone...
Well, almost everyone.

* * * GOOD NEWS, SHOPPERS! * * *

Stores are going to be open on
Thanksgiving Day!

So pop that bird in the oven and get out there!
Screw the Parade...Seen one, seen them all.
Santa will understand.
Besides, there is always the Easter Parade.

Right now...gotta do some serious shopping.
Can’t miss a minute! Gotta get there early.
 
A neighbor returned home with ping pong paddles.
But, Barb...you don’t have a ping pong table.
I know...but they were such a bargain!