Saturday, August 02, 2014


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You've confused the war on religion with not always getting everything you want.
It's called being part of society.
Jon Stewart
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A dear liberal friend warned me once about the dangers of religious thinking.

He calls it "magical" thinking, and he said that, when you believe in one thing that's supernatural, there is a strong tendency for that kind of thinking to seep into other areas of your ability to think.

For example, if you buy into "God," then you might also buy into a lot of other unproven things that seem right to you--without realizing that you need to research them.

I see this magical thinking in a lot of conservatives I've known...they are the ones who waste money on playing the lottery (because God), etc., etc.

Their belief in "God" lets them off the hook for thinking critically about their other beliefs, including--if not especially--political beliefs.

I do believe (not that I have any proof!) that it's possible to believe in God and keep your hands tightly wrapped around critical thinking in all other areas, but I also see why it takes someone who loves you enough to give you that beautiful warning for you to know that you're on a potentially slippery slope.


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Why Atheists Can't Be Republicans

You’re an atheist for one reason and one reason only: you see no evidence for the existence of gods.

June 13, 2014--The following is an excerpt from CJ Werleman's new book: Atheists Can't Be Republicans (Dangerous Little Books, 2014).

You’re an atheist for one reason and one reason only: you’re not an idiot!

Actually, that’s what I once thought.

I don’t think that anymore, for I have come in contact with as many idiot atheists as I have with idiot Christians, Jews, and Muslims.

For instance, Penn Jillette happens to an atheist, but he’s also a clown.

A professional clown whose libertarian beliefs make him an idiot.

CNN’s S.E. Cupp is also an atheist and libertarian.

Yes, the Cupp is half empty, for she is also a clown, but unlike Jillette she is actually paid to be taken seriously.

Over a stellar lifetime career of accurate and insightful geopolitical commentating, Christopher Hitchens was rarely proven wrong, but on the rare occasion he was, it was when he hitched his wagon to the Republican Party.

Remember Iraq?

You’re an atheist for one reason and one reason only: you see no evidence for the existence of gods.

That’s it.

The genesis of your atheism doesn’t need to be anymore nuanced or sophisticated than that.

You don’t believe in things that can’t be measured, tested, or proven.

It’s why you most likely don’t believe in astrology, homeopathy, or scientology.

While atheism alone does not ensure a smarter-than-thou intellect, non-belief does have an intellectual advantage over theism.

Hitchens wrote that the intellectual advantage of atheism is its ability to reject unprovable assertions on face value.

It’s why we don’t believe in the supernatural.

We demand facts and evidence, and equally, we reject mythical notions and ideologies on the basis that these ideas lack, well, facts and evidence.

You have as much in common with another atheist as you do with someone who doesn’t believe in unicorns.

But you don’t get an interesting title for not believing in unicorns or fairies or zombies.

It’s only when you don’t believe in a god that you get a name: atheist.

It’s for this reason why atheists don’t necessarily have much in common politically.

There are conservative atheists, libertarian atheists, and progressive atheists.

There are atheists who are fiscally conservative and socially progressive.

If there’s a common political thread, it’s that all atheists are secularists.

An atheist who doesn’t believe in the separation of church and state makes as much sense as a Klansman who doesn’t believe in white people.

That atheists are secularists is one reason why atheists can’t be member of today’s Republican Party. More on that point later.

Atheists can’t be Republicans because the economic and social policies of the Republican Party have been proven abjectly false and dangerous.

Much in the same way religion is false and dangerous.

In other words, atheists who cling onto modern U.S. conservative ideology are hanging onto ideas that have either been proven mythical at worse or remain unproven at best.

If atheists applied the same litmus test to their political ideology as they do to theology, then clearly an atheist cannot be a Republican.

The Grand Old Party (GOP) is not only a theocratic sponsor, it’s a party that has been proven wrong on just about everything in the past three decades or more: from evolution to climate change, trickle-down economics, that the Iraqis would greet us as liberators, that the Bush tax cuts would lead to jobs.

It didn’t. It added $3 trillion to the debt.

They were wrong when they said the stimulus would trigger inflation, that austerity stimulates an economy in recession and that universal healthcare is worse than slavery, and they continue to prescribe debunked policies.

That is when they aren’t carrying out a reenactment of the American Civil War in the chambers of the U.S. Congress i.e. obstruction, nullification, and disruption.

Now, bear in mind this book is not an endorsement of the Democratic Party.

For most of the past three decades, much of the Democratic Party bought into the myth of conservative economics.

Partly due to political expediency–meaning the DNC has made itself dependent on Wall Street, although not to the same degree as the GOP, when it comes to campaign fundraising.

I blame the Clintons for this.

President Clinton believed that in order for Democrats to win, they needed to sound like Republicans.

Political polling not only demonstrates his belief to be wrong, but it also sold out the progressive agenda.

No doubt you have your own shit-list of examples where Democrats have fallen short of expectations.

My list is longer than the menu of a popular Chinese restaurant.

But surrendering your vote and activism, insofar as whining that both major political parties are rotten at the core, is an intellectually lazy cop out.

Also, it’s exactly what the plutocratic pro-corporate elites and the Republican Party want of you.

They want you disillusioned and disengaged.

Low voter turnout and dissatisfaction with government is the ambition of those who wish to continue the exacerbation of America’s winner-takes-all society.

So stop handing the Masters of the Universe a political gift.

Now, not only am I a professional political commentator, I’m also a confessed political junkie.

It’s what I do.

It’s what I love.

But I get that 90 percent of the country doesn’t share my passion for following day-to-day machinations of Washington.

Most tune in to politics only in the weeks leading into a general election.

For those who do pay attention to every last bit of minutiae, however, it’s clear that one political party in this country has entirely given up on representing the interests of anyone outside of the top 1 percent of income earners–the Republican Party. And this is gradually and in many instances rapidly eradicating the middle class.

For all the Democratic Party’s shortfalls, they are the only party that is making fact based attempts to deal intelligently with the nation’s needs and ills.

It’s the Democrats who are trying to reform the healthcare system, the immigration system, banking system, campaign finance system, and the tax code.

It’s Democrats who are fighting to raise the minimum wage, strengthen public safety nets, implement green initiatives, protect LGBT Americans, and improve public infrastructure.

It’s the Democrats who are making gradual steps to end the drug war and foreign wars.

The Republican Party, on the other hand, has not a single coherent policy outside of tax cuts for the rich, deregulation, nullification, abortion, guns, god, repealing healthcare reform, Benghazi, and rejecting any attempt by Democrats to deal intelligently with the nation’s problems.

America can’t become great again by making the rich richer and constantly repeating the word “no.”

The purpose of this book is to demonstrate the destructiveness that mythical conservative economic and social thinking has wrought on this country, and then, in turn, provide some kind of blueprint for restoring America’s greatness.

You cannot make America better by subsidizing already wealthy companies that pay low or no taxes thanks to a tax code that has been redesigned for their exclusive benefit; nor can you make American better for cutting investment in public infrastructure, and removing regulation that keeps our food, water, and skies safe.

It serves no one’s interest outside of the very fortunate few to privatize and monopolize every touchstone of our lives.

The strength of our democracy is weakened when we alienate segments of the population from the democratic process, as does denying equal rights to all on the basis of “religious freedom.”

These are commonly accepted truisms, but far too many atheists continue to subscribe to a political party that advocates the opposite.

I am an atheist, but I have no real affinity to my atheism.

To be honest, I don’t get the whole lets get together and talk about the god we don’t believe in thing.

Each to their own, of course, but that’s not me.

What I’m more interested in is the potential political and civic power atheists (free thinkers) have as some kind of wishful monolithic voting bloc.

Atheists are the fastest growing minority in the country.

We now have the critical mass to shape elections and policy.

Were atheists able to establish a monolithic political demographic, one that is based on proven economic and social policies, then our potential political power would translate into saving this country from the clutches of the American Taliban and Wall Street.

Copyright, Dangerous Little Books--2014, Published on AlterNet with permission.

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CJ Werleman is the author of "Crucifying America," and "God Hates You. Hate Him Back." Follow him on Twitter: @cjwerleman

New Rule: Conservatives Who Love to Brag About American Exceptionalism Must Come Here to California

By Bill Maher

New Rule: Conservatives who love to brag about American exceptionalism must come here to California, and see it in person. And then they should be afraid--very afraid. Because while the rest of the country is beset by stories of right-wing takeovers in places like North Carolina, Texas and Wisconsin, California is going in the opposite direction and creating the kind of modern, liberal nation the country as a whole can only dream about. And not only can't the rest of the country stop us--we're going to drag you along with us.

It wasn't that long ago that pundits were calling California a failed state and saying it was ungovernable. But in 2010, when other states were busy electing whatever Tea Partier claimed to hate government the most, we elected a guy who actually liked it, Jerry Brown.

Since then, everything Republicans say can't or won't work--gun control, immigration reform, high-speed rail--California is making work. And everything conservatives claim will unravel the fabric of our society--universal healthcare, higher taxes on the rich, gay marriage, medical marijuana--has only made California stronger. And all we had to do to accomplish that was vote out every single Republican. Without a Republican governor and without a legislature being cock-blocked by Republicans, a $27 billion deficit was turned into a surplus, continuing the proud American tradition of Republicans blowing a huge hole in the budget and then Democrats coming in and cleaning it up.

How was Governor Moonbeam able to do this? It's amazing, really. We did something economists call cutting spending AND raising taxes. I know, it sounds like some crazy science fiction story, but you see, here in California, we're not just gluten-free and soy-free and peanut-free, we're Tea Party free! Virginia could do it, too, but they're too busy forcing ultrasounds on women who want abortions. Texas could, but they don't because they're too busy putting Jesus in the science textbooks. Meanwhile their state is so broke they want to replace paved roads with gravel. I thought we had this road-paving thing licked in the 1930s, but not in Texas. But hey, in Dallas you can carry a rifle into a Chuck E. Cheese, cause that's freedom. Which is great, but it wasn't so great when that unregulated fertilizer plant in Waco blew up. In California, when things blow up, it's because we're making a Jason Statham movie.

California isn't perfect, but it is in our nature from being on the new coast to be up for trying new things--and maybe that's why the right wingers are always hoping we fail. On the campaign trail last year, Mitt Romney warned that if we didn't follow his conservative path, "America is going to become like Greece, or... Spain, or Italy, or... California." And that was a big laugh line with Mormons, because Greece, Spain and Italy have some art and poetry and theatre, but nothing like Salt Lake City. Yes, Mitt sure hates California, which is why he moved to San Diego. To the house with the car elevator.

What conservatives fear about California being a petri dish for the liberal agenda is well-founded. For example, as Obamacare gets implemented here much more successfully than predicted, the movement to just go all the way to a single payer system is gathering steam. It actually passed the legislature twice, but was vetoed by Schwarzenegger, who argued it didn't go far enough to cover the children of that natural, beautiful love between a man and a cleaning lady.

In lots of areas, California seems to have decided not to wait around for the knuckle-draggers and the selfish libertarian states to get on board. They can mock "European style democracies" all they want, we are building one here, and people like it--the same way when Americans come back from a vacation in Europe they all say the same thing: "Wow, you can see titties on the beach!" But they also remark on the clean air, the modern, first world infrastructure, the functioning social safety net, and bread that doesn't taste like powdered glue. And they wonder, "Why can't we get that here?" Unless they're Republicans, in which case they wonder, "How can people live like that?"

Well, swallow hard, guys, because California is eventually going to make all Americans live like that. Why? Because we're huge. The 12th largest economy in the world, the fifth largest agricultural exporter in the world, and of course number one in laser vaginal rejuvenation. There's 40 million of us--so, for example, when California set a high mileage standard for any car sold in this state, Detroit had to make more fuel-efficient cars; we're just too big a slice of the market, and it would be too expensive to make one car for us, and another for shit-kickers who want something that runs on coal.

It's so ironic--the two things conservatives love the most, the free market and states rights--are the two things that are going to bend this country into California's image as a socialist fagtopia. Maybe our constipated Congress can't pass gun control laws, but we just did. Lots of 'em. Because we don't give a shit about the NRA. Out here that stands for "Nuts, Racists, and Assholes." So while the rest of America is debating whether it's a good idea to allow guns in bars or a great idea to allow guns in bars, California is about to ban lead bullets. Which is a no-brainer, because bullets don't need lead, and lead kills birds and gets into the food supply of people who hunt their own food. Which explains why Ted Nugent is such a raving lunatic.

While other state governments are working with Jesus to make abortion more miserable--because otherwise women would use it for weight loss--California is making it easier. We actually have a guy dancing on the street corner dressed as the Statue of Liberty spinning a big arrow that says, "Abortions!" And a new law will even let nurse practitioners perform abortions. And dog groomers can aid assisted suicides by Skype.

California was the first state to legalize medical marijuana, our minimum wage is almost three dollars higher than the national rate, and in 10 years a third of our electricity will come from renewable energy and 15 percent of our cars will be electric.

And while Republicans in the rest of the country are threatening to deport every immigrant not named Ted Cruz, California just OK'd driver's licenses for undocumented aliens. That's right, we're letting them drive cars--just like white people! You Red Staters may ask, "How come they're lettin' Meskins drive?" Well, it's because they have to get to their jobs. You see, here in California we're embracing the modern world--we can't be worrying about all the nonsense that keeps Fox News viewers up at night when they should be in bed adjusting their sleep apnea mask. Our state motto is, "We're Too Busy for Your Bullshit."

The bottom line is that we are moving the country's largest economy into a place where we can all be health-insured, clean air-breathin', gay-married, immigrant-friendly citizens who don't get shot all the time. And my message to the rest of America is: do not resist. Kneel before Zod! California has been setting the trends in America for decades, from Silicon Valley to silicone tits, and it's not going to stop now. We say jump--you say, "Please sell me new exercise clothes for jumping." We said put cilantro in food, and dammit, you did, you put cilantro in food, even though neither one of us knows what it is. Almond milk? We just had some extra almonds and thought we'd fuck with you. The enormous earlobe hole? You're welcome. We also invented the genius bar, where the kid with the enormous earlobe hole takes your MacBook in the back and fills it with animal pornography.

- Bill Maher, host of HBO's Real Time with Bill Maher

This story appears in Issue 70 of our weekly iPad magazine, Huffington, available Friday, Oct. 11 in the iTunes App store.

Follow Bill Maher on Twitter: www.twitter.com/billmaher

Logical Fallacies

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What is a logical fallacy?

A logical fallacy is, at its essence, an error of reasoning. When an argument is used, based on bad reasoning to support a position (or to try to convince someone to adopt the same position), it is considered a fallacy.

Appeal to Antiquity or Tradition
A common logical fallacy that occurs when it is assumed that something is better or correct simply because it is older, traditional, or “always has been done.”

Example
Homeopathy has been around 200 years, so obviously it must work.

Appeal to Common Belief
Also known as the Argumentum ad populum, it is the claim that most or many people in general or of a particular group accept a belief as true is presented as evidence for the claim. Accepting another person’s belief, or many people’s beliefs, without demanding evidence as to why that person accepts the belief, is lazy thinking and a dangerous way to accept information. This is used by many anti-science arguments by stating that because 90% of Americans believe that X is true, then X must surely be true.

Example
Over 60% of Americans believe creationism is true, so evolution must be false.

Appeal to Consequences
An attempt to motivate belief with an appeal either to the good consequences of believing or the bad consequences of disbelieving, without respect to the quality of the evidence supporting such an argument. Of course, there may be consequences to a belief, as long as it is supported by evidence.

Example
Belief in evolution will lead to mass genocide.

Appeal to Nature
Similar to the naturalistic fallacy, when used as a fallacy, is the belief or  suggestion that “natural” is always better than “unnatural”. It assumes that "nature" is good, and "unnatural" is not. Unfortunately, in many discussions about science and medicine, individuals take this as their default belief.

Example
High fructose corn syrup is not natural so it must be bad for you.

Appeal to Novelty
The opposite of the Appeal to Antiquity, is an argument that the novelty or newness of an idea is itself evidence of its truth. Since every rejected idea in the history of man was once a "novel idea," the fallaciousness of this argument is apparent.

Example
If you want to lose weight, your best bet is to follow the latest diet.

The Fallacist’s Fallacy
Also known as argument to logic (argumentum ad logicam), fallacy fallacy, or fallacist's fallacy, is dismissing a proposition because on of its supporting arguments contains a logical fallacy. In other words, the rejection of an idea as false simply because the argument used to support the idea is itself
fallacious. Just because one argument lacks merit or is fallacious, that it is not sufficient evidence to reject the idea.

Example
Tom: OK — I'll prove I'm English — I speak English so that proves it.
Bill: But Americans and Canadians, among others, speak English too. You are assuming that speaking English and being English always go together. That means you are not English.

Argument from False or Misleading Authority
Also argumentum ad vericundiam, is a logical fallacy which provides an argument from an authority, but on a topic outside of the particular authority's expertise or on a topic on which the authority is not disinterested (i.e., is biased). Almost any subject has an authority on every side of the argument, even where there is generally agreed to be no argument. When correctly applied, it can be a valid and sometimes essential part of an argument that requests judgement or input from a qualified or expert source. The works (almost always published and peer-reviewed) of authorities, no matter how eminent or influential, is always judged by the quality of their evidence and reasoning, not by their authority alone.

Example
Dr. Smith, an expert in computer engineering, does not believe in climate change, so obviously climate change is false.

Argument from Ignorance
Infers that a proposition is true from the fact that it is not proven to be false (or alternatively, that a proposition is false because it is not proven to be true). The old argument that "the absence of evidence is not evidence of absence" is a form of this logical fallacy, because absence of evidence can be evidence of absence if substantial attempts to find evidence have proven negative. The fallacy also asserts that a proposition is true because it has not yet been proven false, or it is "generally accepted" (or vice versa). Furthermore, this argument presumes that there are only two choices: true or false. In fact, there are other choices, including "not enough investigation has been completed to choose between true or false." So a non-fallacious argument may be made that a proposition is not false because insufficient testing has been done to show it false. That is a reasonable argument. Appeals to ignorance are used to shift the burden of proof to the other side. However, the burden of proof should be on the side that is making the assertion, not on the side that disputes the assertion.

Example
There is no evidence that says a god doesn't exist, so a god must exist.

Argumentum Ad Hominem
Ad hominem argument applies to any argument that centers on emotional (specifically irrelevant emotions) rather than rational or logical appeal. An ad hominem argument occurs when one attacks the person making an argument rather than the argument itself.

Example
You're a shill for Big Pharma so any of your statements about vaccine safety can't be trusted because Big Pharma is paying you off.

Bandwagon Fallacy
Committed by an argument that appeals to the growing popularity of an idea. This popularity is used as the reason for accepting it as true. Such an argument is fallacious because popularity may not arise from an actual fact, but may result from peer pressure, political expediency, or even plain mass stupidity. Popularity does not guarantee the truthfulness of an argument.

Example
Creationism is supported by most Americans, so it must be true.

Cherry Picking or Quote Mining
A fallacy where only select evidence is presented in order to persuade the audience to accept a position, and evidence that would go against the position is withheld. The stronger the the withheld evidence, the more fallacious the argument. Quote mining is a form of cherry picking, and the genuine points used in construction of straw man arguments are typically cherry-picked.

Example
You should be a Christian, because God is all about love and forgiveness, and those are great things.

Confirmation Bias
The tendency for individuals to favor information or data that support their beliefs. It is the tendency for people to only seek out information that conforms to their pre-existing view points, and subsequently ignore information that goes against them. It is a type of cognitive bias and a form of selection bias toward confirmation of the hypothesis under study. Avoiding confirmation bias is an important part of rationalism and in science in general. This is achieved by setting up problems so that you must find ways of disproving your hypothesis (see falsifiability).

Example
Psychic "readings" is that listeners apply a confirmation bias which fits the psychic's statements to their own lives. By making a large number of ambiguous statements in each sitting, the psychic gives the client more opportunities to find a match. This is one of the techniques of cold reading, with which a psychic can deliver a subjectively impressive reading without any prior information about the client.

Fallacy of Composition
An incorrect inference that the qualities of the whole can be made from the qualities of one of its parts. It is the opposite of the Fallacy of Division.

Example
Human cells are invisible to the naked eye.
Humans are made up of human cells.
Therefore, humans are invisible to the naked eye.

False Dichotomy
False dilemma is a dichotomy (a set of two mutually exclusive, jointly exhaustive alternatives) of arguments that ignores the potential for an infinite set of alternative arguments; for an infinite number of overlapping arguments; or for the potential that neither part of the dichotomy is correct. A false dichotomy is often employed by an arguer to force the other side into an extreme position by assuming that there are only two possible positions. At its essence, it says "you are either with us or against us," which ignores the all other possibilities, such as "we are with you on points A&B but against you on points C,D,&E."

Example
Because evolution has not been unable to show exactly how life arose, evolution is therefore disproved, and creationism is obviously the correct answer.

False Equivalence
A logical fallacy where there appears to be a logical equivalence between two opposing arguments, but when in fact there is none. Journalists use a form of this logical fallacy when comparing two sides of a scientific debate in an attempt to provide a balance between a scientific and denialist point of view. However, there is no equivalence between the two sides, when one is supported by evidence, and the other side with little or no evidence, of which most is of low quality. In other words, in false equivalence, someone will state that the opposing arguments have a passing similarity in support, when, on close examination, there is large difference between the quality of evidence.

Example
Marijuana and alcohol are both drugs. An ounce is about the same as three bottles. If you think one should be legal, you should think the same of the other.

Fallacy of Division
An incorrect inference that the qualities of the parts can be deduced from the characteristics of the whole. It is the opposite of the Fallacy of Composition.

Example
Humans are visible to the naked eye.
Humans are made up of human cells.
Therefore, human cells are visible to the naked eye.

Fundamental Attribution Error (or Correspondence Bias)
(also known as correspondence bias or attribution effect) describes the tendency to over-value dispositional or personality-based explanations for the observed behaviors of others while under-valuing situational explanations for those  behaviors. The fundamental attribution error is most visible when people explain the behavior of others. It does not explain interpretations of one's own behavior—where situational factors are often taken into consideration. Fundamental attribution error is a social/psychological bias, is not a true logical fallacy. However, it is frequently used in arguments or debates.

Example
As a simple example, if Alice saw Bob trip over a rock and fall, Alice might consider Bob to be clumsy or careless (dispositional). If Alice tripped over the same rock herself, she would be more likely to blame the placement of the rock (situational).

Galileo Gambit
A fallacy where the putative expert insists that he is an unacknowledged genius, a maverick who is shunned by mainstream science because of his unconventional ideas.

Example
I am an expert in vaccines, because I have a Masters of Public Health, but my brilliant and radical ideas have been rejected by mainstream medicine because Big Pharma and the CDC are suppressing my ideas because my knowledge will disrupt all of our knowledge about vaccines.

Gambler's Fallacy
The fallacy of assuming that a short-term deviation from statistical probability will be corrected in the short-term. In a totally random event, past performance has no effect on the next attempt. Arguing that a totally random event may have a result that will self-correct the "average" is fallacious. It is the false belief that a random process becomes less random, and more predictable, as it is repeated. This is most commonly seen in gambling, hence the name of the fallacy. For example, a person playing craps may feel that the dice are "due" for a certain number, based on their failure to win after multiple rolls. This is a false belief as the odds of rolling a certain number are the same for each roll, independent of previous or future rolls.

Example
1. This coin has landed heads-up nine times in a row. Therefore,
2. It will probably land tails-up next time it is tossed.

This inference is an example of the gambler’s fallacy. When a fair coin is tossed, the probability of it landing heads-up is 50%, and the probability of it landing tails-up is 50%. These probabilities are unaffected by the results of previous tosses.The gambler’s fallacy appears to be a reasonable way of thinking because we know that a coin tossed ten times is very unlikely to land heads-up every time. If we observe a tossed coin landing heads-up nine times in a row we therefore infer that the unlikely sequence will not be continued, that next time the coin will land tails-up. In fact, though, the probability of the coin landing heads-up on the tenth toss is exactly the same as it was on the first toss. Past results don’t bear on what will happen next.

Genetic Fallacy
Creates an argument that is accepted or rejected based on the source of the evidence, rather than on the quality or applicability of the evidence. It is also a line of reasoning in which a perceived defect in the origin of a claim or thing is taken to be evidence that discredits the claim or thing itself.

Example
He has a medical degree and doesn't like vaccines, so obviously vaccines are bad.

Gish Gallop
Occurs when the putative expert slickly rattles off a long list of assertions without providing evidence or allowing questions.

Example
And just because YOU don’t know how the cheese is created on the moon, doesn’t mean that there isn’t a cheese creating mechanism at the core of the moon. Run by secret moon wizards. And there are moon cows, that only live on the far side of the moon, eating moon grass that grows during the 14.25 days of the month where it’s illuminated – presumably spending the remaining 14.25 days in hibernation or possibly storing metabolite like cacti. Naturally, since the crust is mostly rock, then the grass would be mostly rock too, leading to heavier milk and cheese. There’s your Occam’s Razor! All you need to do is assume the existence of a completely novel form of biological life and the explanation becomes simple! Even more so when this neatly explains the motivation for Big Milk – moon cheese is much more valuable than “earther cheese” and only the superwealthy can afford the biological processing necessary to make it edible instead of poisonous which is why only the super-rich members of the Illuminati and Freemasons know about it. NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE!!!!!

Naturalistic Fallacy
Similar to the appeal to nature, where the conclusion expresses what ought to be, based only on actually what is more natural. This is very common and most people never see the problem with these kind of assertions due to accepted social and moral norms. This bypasses reason and we fail to ask why something that is, ought to be that way.

Example
Homosexuality is morally wrong because, in nature, sex is used for reproduction.

Nirvana Fallacy
An attempt to compare a realistic solution with an idealized one, and dismissing or even discounting the realistic solution as a result of comparing to a “perfect world” or impossible standard. This reasoning ignores the fact that improvements are often good enough.

Example
What’s the point of making drinking illegal under the age of 21? Kids still manage to get alcohol.

Non Sequitur
The Latin phrase for "(it) does not follow."It means that the conclusion reached does not follow from the premise(s). Examples of "non sequitur" arguments are hilariously disconnected, but often they can be subtle and may not be easily uncovered. The arguments are fallacious since they do not provide any evidence for an argument and are just meant to confuse the listener.

Example
Homeopathy comes in pretty bottles. Therefore, homeopathy can cure cancer.

Poisoning the Well
To pre-provide any information that could produce a biased opinion of the reasoning, positive or negative. It is related to the ad hominem argument.

Example
Remember, Big Pharma supports vaccines, so any research that supports vaccines should be examined carefully.

Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc
Also known as the post hoc, Post hoc ergo propter hoc is a Latin phrase, literally translated as "after this, therefore because of this." It is a fallacious argument that states that because a second event follows the first, the first event must be the cause of the second. Many superstitions are based on this type of argument, because the observer may notice that performing one action seems to lead to another. Although post hoc observations may lead to a testable hypothesis, there must be evidence of a mechanism that extends the correlation to causation.

Example
My child broke her leg after she was vaccinated, so vaccines cause broken legs.

Shill Gambit
A type of ad hominem and poisoning the well, wherein one party dismisses the other's argument by proclaiming them to be on the payroll of some company. Sometimes known as the Big Pharma Shill Gambit or the Monsanto Shill Gambit. The shill gambit is used fallaciously when the only "evidence" given of such a connection to a big company or government is the endorsement of the position of the government or company, without any other evidence–the implication is that they provide that endorsement only because they receive some sort of compensation from the company or other agency. On the other hand when such conflict of interest is both demonstrated by verifiable evidence and can be shown to interfere with a person's judgement of the evidence, then it's no longer a logical fallacy.

Example
The writer is only endorsing the safety and effectiveness of vaccines because he's secretly paid by Big Pharma.

Slippery Slope Fallacy
These are arguments that utilize the false assumption that once a first step is taken, it predicts the next step, which then leads to the next step until some conclusion is reached that supports the initial idea. The arguer then concludes that we therefore shouldn’t do the first thing. There are several issues with this type of fallacy, specifically, it makes a prediction that simply cannot be proven. It also assumes that there isn't a restraint placed on subsequent steps that modify the conclusion.

Example
If you teach evolution in school, you start down the slippery slope to immorality.

Special pleading
A form of spurious argumentation where a position in a dispute introduces favorable details or excludes unfavorable details by alleging a need to apply special considerations or exemptions from typical analysis. These considerations or exemptions are pushed into the argument without proper criticism. Essentially, this involves someone attempting to cite something as an exemption to a generally accepted rule, principle, etc. without justifying the exemption. This fallacious argument is one of the most used in alternative medicine and other pseudoscientific areas, since, lacking any scientific evidence, they attempt to excuse the lack of evidence not because of implausibility, but because we lack the abilities to understand their special mechanism. Often, you will here the phrase, "mainstream science just hasn't uncovered the mechanism yet."

Example
Homeopathy cannot be tested with modern science because we do not have a proper understanding of its mechanisms.

Strawman Argument
A strawman is an argument that misrepresents a position of the other side, in order to make it appear weaker than it actually is. The arguer then refutes the arguer's misrepresentation of the position, leading others to conclude that the real position has been refuted. It is an intentional misrepresentation of an opponent's position, often used in debates with unsophisticated audiences to make it appear that the opponent's arguments are more easily defeated than they are. This is a fallacy, of course, because it has done nothing to actually refute the position of the other side of the argument, nor provide any evidentiary support of either side of the argument.

Example
The pro-vaccination doctors do not care about our autistic children, so vaccines are bad.

The Definitive List Of 50 Stupid Republican Quotes

By Tiffany Willis on June 9, 2013

For THE most entertaining stupid quotes of all time, there is NOTHING to beat stupid Republican quotes! Who would entertain us if we lost all of the GOP politicians? The things that so many of them say are stupid, out-of-touch, and sometimes, downright crazy. Here is a list of some of the dumbest comments Republicans have ever made.

1. “If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.” ~ George W. Bush
2. ”We need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets.” ~ Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele
3. “When the President does it that means that it’s not illegal.” ~ Richard M. Nixon
4. “Exercise freaks … are the ones putting stress on the health care system.” ~ Rush Limbaugh
5. ”Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society.” ~ Rush Limbaugh
6. “Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?” (sic) ~ George W. Bush
7. “Good Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions.” ~ Jerry Falwell
8. “As yesterday’s positive report card shows, childrens (sic) do learn when standards are high and results are measured.” ~ George W. Bush
9. “Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.” ~ Jerry Falwell
10. “Facts are stupid things.” ~ Ronald Reagan
11. “How did [the Holocaust] happen? Because God allowed it to happen… because God said, ‘My top priority for the Jewish people is to get them to come back to the land of Israel.’” ~ Rev. John Hage
12. “Our gays are more macho than their straights.” ~ Ann Coulter, commenting in 2005 on Jeff Gannon, the conservative plant in the White House press corps who turned out to be a male escort
13. “This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.” ~ George W. Bush
14. “Trees cause more pollution than automobiles.” ~ Ronald Reagan
15. “[America has to import so many workers because] for the last 35 years we have aborted more than a million people who would have been in our workforce.” ~ Mike Huckabee
16. ”I even accept for the sake of argument that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged.” ~ Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia
17. “I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past. I think the past was not predictable when it started.” ~ Donald Rumsfeld
18. “My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You know why? Because they breed. You’re facilitating the problem if you give an animal or a person ample food supply. They will reproduce, especially ones that don’t think too much further than that. And so… what you’ve got to do is you’ve got to curtail that type of behavior. They don’t know any better.” ~ Andre Bauer
19. ”Well, I learned a lot….I went down to (Latin America) to find out from them and (learn) their views. You’d be surprised. They’re all individual countries.” ~ Ronald Reagan
20. “We have a lot of work to do. It’s a very hard struggle, particularly given the situation on the Iraq-Pakistan border.” ~ John McCain (the countries share no common border)
21. “The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.” ~ Rush Limbaugh
22. ”Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you.” ~ Rep. Virginia Foxx
23. “I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.” ~ George W. Bush
24. What I don’t know is what the unexpected might be.” ~ John McCain
25. I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman” ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger
26. ”The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.” ~ Pat Robertson
27. “President Washington, President Lincoln, President Wilson, President Roosevelt have all authorized electronic surveillance on a far broader scale.”~ Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez, testifying before Congress
28. “Juarez is reported to be the most dangerous city in America.” ~ Rick Perry
29. “You can always follow me on Tweeter.” ~ Rick Perry
30. “Don’t blame Wall Street, don’t blame the big banks, if you don’t have a job and you’re not rich, blame yourself!” ~ Herman Cain
31. “From time to time there are going to be things that occur that are acts of God that cannot be prevented.” ~ Rick Perry, on the BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, in 2010
32. “I had other priorities in the sixties than military service.” ~ Dick Cheney on his five draft deferments
33. “The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation’s history. I mean in this century’s history. But I didn’t live in this century.” ~ Vice President Dan Quayle
34. “The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is. A manly man don’t want it piled high with vegetables! He would call that a sissy pizza.” ~ Herman Cain
35. “I will tell you that I had a mother last night come up to me here in Tampa, Florida, after the debate. She told me that her little daughter took that vaccine, that injection, and she suffered from mental retardation thereafter.” ~ Michele Bachmann on the HPV vaccine. (It doesn’t cause mental retardation.)
36. “These are not bad people. All they are concerned about is to see that their sweet little girls are not required to sit in school alongside some big overgrown Negroes.” ~ President Eisenhower commenting on racial segregation after the Brown vs. Board of Education decision.
37. “This president, I think, has exposed himself over and over again as a guy who has a deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture….I’m not saying he doesn’t like white people, I’m saying he has a problem. This guy is, I believe, a racist.” ~ Glenn Beck
38. “I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.” ~ George W.Bush
39. “I feel the best way to ensure Americans’ freedom is to tighten restrictions on that freedom in any way possible. Only through wiretaps, illegal searches and seizures, unfettered government intrusion, a controlled media and a complete crackdown on free speech can we ensure the liberties of all people.” ~ Attorney General John Ashcroft
40. “What a terrible thing to have lost one’s mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is.” ~ Vice President Dan Quayle
41. “Michele Bachmann… I’m not going to say it. I’m not going to say it…. Tutti-frutti. I know I’m going to get in trouble!” ~ Herman Cain on the different flavors of ice cream to which he’d compare his primary competitors.
42. “When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I’m just like, ‘Oh shut up’ I’m so sick of them because they’re always complaining.” ~ Glenn Beck
43. ”I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out under another, then under another Democrat president, Jimmy Carter. I’m not blaming this on President Obama, I just think it’s an interesting coincidence.” ~ Rep. Michele Bachmann
44. “I love California; I practically grew up in Phoenix.” ~ Dan Quayle
45. “He is purple – the gay-pride color, and his antenna is shaped like a triangle – the gay pride symbol.” ~ Jerry Falwell’s warning to parents that “Tinky Winky of Teletubbies, may be gay
46. “The greatest threat to America is not necessarily a recession or even another terrorist attack. The greatest threat to America is a liberal media bias.” ~ Rep. Lamar Smith
47. “Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn’t even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas.” ~ Rep. Michele Bachmann
48. “If Lincoln were alive today, he’d be turning over in his grave. ~ Gerald Ford (on Nixon and Watergate)
49. “Isn’t that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage?” ~ Rick Santorum
50. “I should tell my story. I’m also unemployed.” ~ Mitt Romney
51. “I saw the young man over there with eggs Benedict, with hollandaise sauce. And I was going to suggest to you that you serve your eggs with hollandaise sauce in hubcaps. Because there’s no plates like chrome for the hollandaise.” ~ Mitt Romney
52. “I’m ready for the ‘gotcha’ questions and they’re already starting to come. And when they ask me who is the president of Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan I’m going to say, you know, I don’t know. Do you know?” ~ Herman Cain
53. “They [China] have indicated that they’re trying to develop nuclear capability and they want to develop more aircraft carriers like we have. So yes, we have to consider them a military threat.” ~ Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain, warning that China could develop nuclear weapons. (They developed them in 1964.)
54. “If you’ve seen one city slum, you’ve seen them all.” ~ Spiro Agnew
55. “Capital punishment is our way of demonstrating the sanctity of life.”” ~ Orrin Hatch
56. “I went to a number of women’s groups and said: ‘Can you help us find folks,’ and they brought us whole binders full of women.” ~ Mitt Romney
57. “We have a president, who I think is a nice guy, but he spent too much time at Harvard, perhaps.” ~ Mitt Romney
58. “We need a leader, not a reader.” ~ Herman Cain
59. “How do you say ‘delicious’ in Cuban?” ~ Herman Cain
60. ”A poet once said, ‘Life can be a challenge, life can seem impossible, but it’s never easy when there’s so much on the line.’” ~ Herman Cain, using the theme song of the Pokemon movie in the closing statement of the first GOP debate in 2012

Epic, eh? Do you have any more?
http://www.liberalamerica.org/2013/06/09/60-ridiculously-stupid-republican-quotes/

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Welcome to America--the world's newest third world country...

Approximately 245,000 deaths in 2000
due to low levels of education
176,000 to racial segregation
162,000 to low social support
133,000 to individual-level poverty
119,000 to income inequality
39,000 to area-level poverty

Overall, 4.5% of U.S. deaths were found to be attributable to poverty.

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Republican who crafted House border policy
says our nation's borders 

were established by God.

Really?
Didn't know She had Her Real Estate License.

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