Todd Akins Quotes

Women cannot get pregnant if "legitimately" raped?

The "juices" flow to avoid pregnancy?

I discussed this with a physician?

 Are these medical terms you're throwing around?

I misspoke?

My remarks were ill-conceived?

I oppose any attempt to grant homosexual unions the same legal privileges that civil government affords to traditional marriage and family life?  

Yeah! The doity rats! Tryin' to steal our privileges!

I oppose the attempts of homosexual activists to treat homosexual activity as a civil right to be protected and promoted by the government? 

Those activists! They want all the civil rights for themselves!

An essential tenet of representative government is that there not be some tyranny making it so nobody has a chance to vote?

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Just dying should not be a reason for taxes?  

WTF?
 
Now, an embryo may seem like some scientific or laboratory term, but, in fact, the embryo contains the unique information that defines a person. 

oo oo isn't Todd sexy when he talks sciencey? Does he mean DNA? Just askin'.

Taiwan is a budding democracy, and the people have participated in multi-party democratic elections since 1996. 

When is America gonna enjoy democratic elections?

The advent of self-government for the Iraqi people is a watershed moment in their history.  

How profound! I'd better write that down.

The Supreme Court and courts in general have been usurping the role of the legislative branch of government. 

Where do you guess this moron was educated? Let's rule out Harvard.