Dear ones, please forgive my disrespect!

I've been assiduously honoring madame president donaldina jessica trump's femininity now that she's declared all Americans female, but I've accidentally omitted to do the same for her consort, whom she dubbed "leon." So, out of respect for both of our elected and unelected overlords, I was about to start referring to said consort as "leona," but I've just seen an even more descriptive moniker: 

"dork vader"

So I shall respectfully be referring to donaldina's consort leona as "dork vader" from here on out (or, at least, as long as I remember).

Cheers--go forth and keep having an excellent week (no matter what the dorks do)!