From Daily Kos: God, guns, and...uh...derp

Yessir, this the Plan Nine from Oregon Right Wing Victimology Emporium!  Come on down, WE'RE C-R-A-Z-Y.  This week, it's the previously little-known Holly R. Fisher who's been Standing Up For Freedom® by tweeting about the wonders of Hobby Lobby, Chick-fil-A, etc., and apparently has come to be known, at least among the socialistic twitterariat as Holly Hobby Lobby.

And since in addition to blessing us with the wonders of cheap Chinese-made goods and greasy chicken ready to go, the God of Abraham also invented firearms (including the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, well, go ahead and combine all that and tweet out to the world and the gun-grabbing God-less liberal riff raff that you mean business!  Or at least you are trolling them good by combining the three things every liberal hates: The Bible, the (military-style) Rifle, and the American Flag, and the observance of which will turn them into dust like vampires in the sun.

But then one of those America-hating low-information voters did a bad bad thing, and ... takes you seriously, creating this:

© Probably some impious Obama worshipper whom the Lord shall eventually smite.(source)