Are the Republicans actually looking to Sarah Palin to be their spokesperson? Really? The one-time, half-term governor of Alaska? Do those voters up there have frozen brains?

Hey, Thanksgiving is coming up...TURKEYS WATCH OUT! We got to see how turkeys are slaughtered, thanks to Sarah! Sarah. Any yummy recipes, once the head goes thru the “head remover” machine?

Sarah seems to have trouble with this president. Wonder why. Are his impressive credentials meaningless to someone who, according to her promo, can hunt for the family dinner?

BANG!

Dinner, gang...yummy possum tonight. Dig in!

Does Sarah feel more qualified than the President?

She did attend five colleges to get her college degree.

She seems to have no patience for this arugula-munching, Ivy League-attending, elitist American talkin' President.

She really believes the president had Asian parents, psychotically obsessed with Education...maybe Sarah's sucky SAT score is A-OK to her.

She is, after all, an average American.

She shouldn't be expected to have scored a 1590, like Bill Gates did.

Or a 1355, like Al Gore, someone who actually held the position Palin is vying for.

Or even a 1206, like...George W. Bush.

Or even, say, a 1080, like Kobe Bryant. 

Maybe it's unreasonable to expect Sarah's SAT score to be better than the national average--997 combined--(in 1982).

Remember, Jesus loves the little children, all the children of the world, red and yellow, black and white, smart and dumb, et al.

But if this below-average report card turns out to be real, is it too much to ask that Palin stop lying about being so "average"?