republicans aren't transphobes--they're transgender!

Gender-affirming hair surgery augmented with fake hair...hair dye...daily cans of hairspray...fake teeth...kitten heels...tinted foundation...a waist-slimming girdle...

It all makes sense! 

The transphobe in the Oval Office is really transgender! 

donaldina jessica trump always wanted to be a woman, so she put out the executive order declaring all americans "female" so she could come out and live her authentic life! 

her consort leona musk is also a fan of gender-affirming surgery and make-up, as is vice-vice president* jessica donaldina vance...as are the rest of the ostensibly-transphobe-but-actually-transgender republican party. 

SNL, PLEASE get Melissa McCarthy to play musk. donaldina would absolutely love it!