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FESTIVE & UNIQUE HOLIDAY DRINK

Sure to please even the most

discriminating palate!

Mix 12 ounces of fracking fluid with eggnog

shake vigorously til foam appears...

Serve in Belleek stemmed glassware

over crushed ice and one of those adorable umbrellas!

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Don't try this at home...or at work (unless you don't get a bonus!)