The Palin family was asked to leave the party after Track Palin, 21, allegedly attacked another party guest who had previously dated his younger sister, Willow Palin, Thompson said.
Was that Trick...Track...or Truck? Nevermind.

“I heard Sarah Palin yell do you know who I am?
Pray tell, you moron, just who do you think you freaken are?

All of us could not believe it.
What? That she could have been our Vice President? Scary, eh?

We thought we were watching an episode of Jerry Springer,” he added.
Oh, don't bad mouth Jerry's show.

Anchorage police said members of the Palin family were attending a party at the home Saturday night when a fight erupted outside.
Was liquor involved?

They declined to provide further details.
Was our Sarah finally speechless?

“I gave a statement to police; my wife did and like 10 other people did,” Thompson said.

Sarah Palin made no mention of the alleged altercation in an appearance on Fox News’ “Hannity Show” Thursday night.
It wasn't alleged to those licking their wounds.
Don'tcha just gotta love the world according to Fox?

The Palin family could not be reached for comment.
They sat huddled in their igloo.

Thanks, McCain, ever so much for loosing this moron on us!