Ode to Bush

Hey! Hey! Georgie...

You were purposely saved til last!

Stupidity is no excuse for treason, George, and 
you've committed both.

Remember “Mission Accomplished”?

Rove tried making you look macho...so you
pretended you landed your plane on the carrier!

It might have worked, but...
Apparently, the codpeice is worn inside your freaken britches!

Otherwise, one tends to walk slightly bowlegged.

Some of us wondered if you were having a VD attack, 
for crissake!

But, you can't be too stupid if your name is George,

Didn't they allow you to fly a jet in the Reserves?

Was that an act, too?

If it was, you were brilliant, George, except for that 
dang codpiece.

While we're at it, George, you put it on a little thick 
when you were reading to the little kiddies, 
you established an alibi for 9/11
and did a great photo op.

Remember “My Pet Goat”?

Your expression
was priceless upon "learning" of 9/11...

By the way, have you read to the kiddies since?

I thought not.

But, here's what pisses me off most, George

Your helicopter ride over New Orleans with a
“sux to be you” 
banner towed behind...(okay, I made that last part up)

You had no intention of helping those people
after Hurricane Katrina.

None.

Eventually, you will have to answer for that, George.
And remember, stupid doesn't excuse treason!