Tuesday, July 08, 2014

Ode to Cheney
Hey, Cheney!
Take your marbles...
(and your evil twin--”The Mouth”)
...and GO HOME!
You've done enough for this country.
Really. Enough.
We just can't afford
the likes of your service.
We're broke. We got nuthin'.
And as far as puttin' on the uniform?
We get it...
You had other things to do!...That's awesome!
Beats getting your sorry ass shot off!
...or worse...
Wow! You got how many deferments?
Let me high five ya!
Guess you don't have nightmares
of limbs flying everywhere, do you?
All those boys leaving them along the roadside
Cuz you bastards were too cheap to provide
proper armor...Remember that?
Mothers were
buying phuckn body armor ON LINE for crissake!
Remember that?