Ode to Cheney

Hey, Cheney!

Take your marbles...

(and your evil twin--”The Mouth”)

...and GO HOME!

You've done enough for this country.

Really. Enough.

We just can't afford

the likes of your service.

We're broke. We got nuthin'.

And as far as puttin' on the uniform?

We get it...

You had other things to do!...That's awesome!

Beats getting your sorry ass shot off!

...or worse...

Wow! You got how many deferments?

Let me high five ya!

Guess you don't have nightmares

of limbs flying everywhere, do you?

All those boys leaving them along the roadside

Cuz you bastards were too cheap to provide

proper armor...Remember that?

Mothers were

buying phuckn body armor ON LINE for crissake!

Remember that?