President Cheney said on Monday that the deal the U.S. and its international partners reached with Iran last month over its nuclear program is suspect because of some of the Obama administration’s initial missteps in implementing the president’s new health care law.

OMG! Oh, please Mr. Vice President, come back...This President just doesn’t know what he’s doing...It’s not like he has the smarts of President Bush...We’re just muddling along...grateful he doesn’t have his finger on the red button...

Oh, he does??

“I don’t think that Barack Obama believes that the U.S. is an exceptional nation,” Cheney complained on Fox and Friends.

Oh, he does...he does...Mr. Vice President...
Would you feel more convinced if he cut a wrist or two??

“Nobody cares much in the Middle East anymore what the U.S. thinks because we don’t keep our commitments.”

Oh, you’re so right!

And what does this President do at the first opportunity??

He didn’t even let OBL watch the end of the TV show...Oh no!

They just break in and blow his phuquen head off!

And gave him a burial at sea after respectfully reciting some appropriate remarks!

So long, sucker!
Here fishies, here fishies! Dinner!

The former vice president moved to Iran and without mentioning any specific criticisms of the agreement, claimed it’s bad because of

BTW, Mr. Vice President...why do you keep turning up like a very bad penny??

We haven’t forgotten you...How can we? Your adorable daughter appears to take up any slack, lest we should forget...

unrelated health care issues.

You referring to that new heart you got by butting in line? 

“We don’t follow through and in Iran we’ve got a very serious problem going forward and a deal has now been cut,” he said.

OMG! They cut a deal without checking with you??

The same people that brought us “you can keep your insurance if you want” are telling us they’ve got a great deal in Iran with respect to their nuclear program. I don’t believe it.

Yeah, they promised we can keep our crappy insurance...But, what do they do?

Replace it with a Universal Health Care Plan that doesn’t have all the pitfalls that pre-existing conditions present...eliminating all the fun...will this be covered or won’t it be covered...

Who’s spin? 

The agreement reached in Geneva last month will actually rein in most aspects of Iran’s nuclear program, capping uranium enrichment to low levels and eliminating its stockpile of higher enriched uranium that is closer to weapons grade material.

Did we do good?

The deal also established a more intrusive inspections regime.

Knock...knock...It’s the inspectors!

But, I haven’t had my coffee...

I don’t care! This is an intrusive inspection!

U.N. nuclear inspectors arrived in Tehran over the weekend to visit the still unfinished heavy water reactor in Arak for the first time in two years.

It still isn’t done?? Where am I supposed to shower??

It shouldn’t come as a surprise that Cheney and others clinging to the neocon legacy aren’t happy about the Obama administration’s diplomacy with Iran.

That President Obama...making nice with everybody! It’s a disgrace!

But other various experts, lawmakers, interested parties and the American people think the first step agreement with Iran is a good one.

Baa Humbug!!