Why Can’t I Vote Anywhere I want anymore??

What's going on??

Birth Certificate?
Where the hell is my birth certificate?

Let’s see...when did I need it last?
Prove my age?

I wish.
Count the lines in my face, you moron!
You’re serious?
S**t!

Prove my citizenship?
You’re joking, right?
You’re not?

Special Hours?
Special Day?
Special Precinct?

Wait! It’s only me...I was expecting to vote on my way home from the grocery store!

Why am I suddenly on this horrendous line? I have to pick the kids up. Am I going to make it before the rain?

What’s this voter suppression crap?

Does it have to do with me?

No?

I’m not black?

Whew!

Only black Americans will have to prove their citizenship?

Again?