Do you ever feel like just having some fun?

Well, here is another example of entirely too much time on my hands. I sent this to the Family Research Council:

I STRONGLY URGE EMERGENCY LEGISLATION BE INTRODUCED IN BOTH HOUSES THAT
MANDATORY VASECTOMY BE PERFORMED ON MALE-GENDERED AMERICANS!

IT IS OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE THAT WE SAVE FEMALE-GENDERED CHRISTIANS FROM ENGAGING IN THE WRETCHED CURSE OF INTERCOURSE BEFORE AND UNTIL SHE GETS THAT SPARKLING, (~2.5 CARAT) RING ON HER LOVELY FINGER!

PRAISE THE LORD! AND THANKS BE TO GOD!