Zimmerman The Wannabee
I worked with a police wannabee. Everything about Zimmerman fits my wannabee, right down to Neighborhood Watch volunteer. My wannabee actually had a scanner which tracked police activity the entire 8-hour work day. I got to listen to local police blotter.
    Mike had a gun, too. That was before everybody was packin'. Apparently, the behavior is classic; the difference being Zimmerman is dangerous, Mike was not.
    At the end of the day, Mike made a cash deposit using the drop box outside the bank. He got held up once and became so flustered he “deposited” his glove!
    I said my wannabee wasn’t dangerous.