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Thank gawd the Right Wing Freaks are keeping 
their crossed-eyes peeled to eradicate any trace
(even before those evil women slip into something 
sexy) of a thought of killing that precious little lump 
of phlegm. We’re here to protect!

Of course, once we've saved it, little woman, you're
freaken on your own! Don't be coming to us for any
help whatsoever! We're Christians, after all, 
gawddammit! 
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