The Bible According to Santorum

Women should expect to be raped if they join a Service? Really?

We women are going to live in sin if we practice birth control? Huh?

How about the magical little blue pill? That mischievous little thang what causes....it causes....it causes....it causes SEX !  omg !! We’d better legislate on that...QUICK!

Here’s a fun idea: Put a note in the collection plate listing your findings, you know, the one about abusing little boys... Read ‘em Mr. Priest. We are members of the captive audience crowd and we’re not taking it anymore!

According to that freak Santorum, a women is obliged to have the bambino even if she’s raped. Really? It’s a little blessing? To whom? And what if she already has an army of the little “blessings”? Then what?

Women who are raped are receiving a gift from gawd? Santorum, your ignorance is blinding...and you’re starting to pi** me off! Oh, I know...you should be president! You seem so rational...NOT!   

European High Speed Rail? -- oh, not in this country!  Forgetaboutit!

Ever read about how the rails in this country were torn up by the car manufacturers? Google it for some fun reading. Have you traveled Europe using their high speed rail? For a modest fee you can buy a EuroRail pass and ride the rails as long as you want. Don’t mean to shock you, dear readers, but this country is living in the stone age in comparison to our friends across the pond, as they say. Even China is in the process of connecting their huge country by rail.

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