Relax, guy

Don't mind me...just here posting my backlog of memes and videos since I've been out of town--today, I'll post the videos; next time, I'll post the memes. Like I said, I'm just doing my patriotic duty keeping the epstein files front and center because, clearly, that's what donald and melania want. Enjoy!  

- Dot Calm's shadow

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"Autobiographer Spills Tea On Why Donald Trump’s Friendship Ended With Jeffrey Epstein"

The trump timeline and reasons for his break up with best buddy pal epstein do not wash with the facts--i.e., reality. The real reason, which correlates perfectly with the facts as we know them from the public records, is--as we've relayed here before--that eternal-snake trump betrayed and outbid epstein on a $40M real estate deal that epstein knew trump had to be using russian oligarch money to pay for; 1-2 years later, trump sold that same property for $90M+ to the same russian oligarch; and epstein was furious, accused trump of money laundering, and threatened to go to the police and the press...and trump panicked. That's what broke up their 15+ year bromance. And epstein til his dying day was convinced that trump, who knew everything that epstein was doing in his homes and on his island, snitched to the police and got epstein arrested for sex trafficking minors. This 8:34 minute video is just the clip of Michael Wolff recounting the story with minimal commentary from Tabitha. As she says, no one is talking about trump's russian money laundering or diming out epstein when trump knew perfectly well what was going on all that time and let epstein and maxwell rape and torture hundreds if not thousands of children in the meantime. 

"What Epstein’s Bodyguard Said About CIA Ties"

w was the first republican to let predator epstein off the hook when his disgusting offenses became known. Then trump got in on the act. robert maxwell, ghislaine's father, was an informant at the very least for mossad. In other words, intelligence agencies know they can get dirt on rich, powerful men from rich, powerful, well-connected men like maxwell and epstein. epstein in particular set up very carefully curated environments where rich, powerful men felt safe raping children they "hoped" were "of age" without realizing that they were under constant surveillance, being videotaped, and subject to blackmail. The rapists didn't realize what was going on, but the CIA sure did.

"'Nothing short of extraordinary': See Nicolle Wallace react to new Epstein ruling"

This is good news: the justice system and even parts of the manosphere are standing up to trumpstein trumpublicans.

"Trump & Epstein EXPOSED: New timeline on DOJ’s secrets, lies & help for Maxwell"

This timeline is damning. Only someone with serious shit to hide would act the way trump does about the epstein files.

"Nick Fuentes Spilling Tea and Connecting Dots"

Poor mad little nick fuentes sounds like an enraged toddler throwing a world class tantrum, but I'm totally here for the tea he's pouring. maga in-fighting is the best in-fighting--yummy!

"EPSTEIN HAD S*X WITH MELANIA 'A YEAR BEFORE' TRUMP SAYS MICHAEL WOLFF"

In other words, trump got his best buddy pal epstein's mail-order sloppy seconds. And maybe word getting out about that is why mrs. trump gets her Spencers g-string in such a twist over having her name associated with epstein in the media....

"Lawrence: President Zelenskyy had a successful day in the Trump White House"

President Zelenskyy knew to bring back-up this time so he could avoid being ambushed like last time, and European leaders, who like and revere him, were only too happy to oblige and coordinate their fake praise of trump and their instructions to him in the hopes of keeping him from doing anything else stupid regarding putin's horrific invasion of Ukraine. In short, keep starlink up and running, and keep selling U.S. weapons to NATO to give to Ukraine. If trump manages not to fuck those two key things up, it's a win for Ukraine...such as it is.

"A Psychiatrist Explains What European Leaders Really Think Of Trump"

You really don't need a psychologist to know that any sane, rational person--like the European leaders--thinks that trump is a stupid, ignorant, arrogant, sociopathic, narcissistic toddler...who unfortunately wields a great deal of power. What MUST they think of us for electing this fat orange disaster not only once but twice??

Zelensky OWNS Trump With THIS SAVAGE MOVE

"Let's talk about Trump's Veggie inflation...."

Between trump's tariffs and trump's deportation of our farm labor, we're about to get hit hard with dwindling supply plus increased prices on produce--a double whammy. Friends, buckle up--it's going to be a bumpy ride. Grow whatever you can, please, and shop local farm markets if you've got them.

"Let's talk about Trump’s bill cutting Medicare...."

We all knew that trump wasn't only going to cut Medicaid--we knew that Medicare was on the chopping block, too.

Let's talk about Trump surrendering to Putin....

"Trump SLIPS UP admitting Putin GAVE HIM ORDERS"

As if we didn't know.

"Trump LEAVES BEHIND Putin PAPERS, WH in FULL TERROR"

trump has no idea how to protect sensitive information or how to keep that god-awful orange face anus shut.

"Trump RUNS INTO HIDING As CDC Shooter’s Motive Is REVEALED🚨"

We all knew it was a maganut. Only maga thinks that killing is good and that saving lives is a capital offense. republicanism isn't merely a cult--it's a death cult, along with the rest of christianity. 

"SHOCK: GHISLAINE OFFERED DIRT ON TRUMP?!"

She offered President Biden dirt on trump in the hopes of getting a pardon, but President Biden has ethics, morals, class, and zero desire to cut a pedophile the slightest leniency for her disgusting crimes.

"Lawrence: Trump uses his desk to hide his swollen ankles"

king cankles can't hide all of his secrets, lies, crimes, frauds, and scandals, but he can at least hide his puffy, swollen, grossly inflated ankles behind the Resolute Desk. Seriously, those cankles look like a pair of morbidly obese ticks about to pop.

Let's talk about Trump's Epstein plan failing and Friday....

"'Talk about snowflakes': The right-wing meltdown over Newsom's new social media"

It's hilarious that maga and their media have no idea how ridiculous trump sounds. They have zero concept of parody, irony, or cognitive dissonance; they have zero awareness that all Governor Newsom is doing is holding up a mirror to trump. If they don't like what they're seeing in that mirror, they should wake up and smell the coffee and catch the clue that it's trump's, not the mirror's, fault.

"Trump Slips Up and Calls Barron's Parentage Into Question"

What is it with republican "fathers" referring to their(?) progeny solely as their wives' children? trump and vance both did this. Were they truly not present when those children were conceived? Are they all cucks, and are all their children bastards? (In all seriousness, this is just a silly video meant to amuse and give us all a chuckle at how ridiculous republican men are.)

Bill Barr's Epstein Testimony Just BLEW UP In TRUMP'S FACE

"Trump Loyalists Learn What ‘America First’ Really Means"

The TL;DR: maganuts finally learn that voting for republicans like trump means handing over ALL their money and benefits--even their lives--to the billionaires. Who's gonna tell 'em that they can't keep hurting "those people" if they government they voted for kills them first?

"Ghislaine Maxwell's NO GOOD VERY BAD Week" (short)

It sounds like the low-security prison inmates are pissed that violent criminal ghislaine maxwell has been moved in with them and has caused all manner of new high security etc. and disrupted their lives and routines. They're calling her a snitch at best and shunning her at worst, so she's not having a very good time there. Like, she's more likely to get a pardon from trump than to fit in at Club Fed texas. GOOD.

"Let's talk about Trump’s tourism, Vegas, and an old study...."

Miss Belle discusses why tourism to the U.S. is suffering due to trump's tariffs rather than issues with the destination from the perspective of survivorship bias. In other words, people who visit Las Vegas lament it going corporate and losing its flavor, but those people come from the planes that landed. The voices you're not hearing are from the planes that never went to Las Vegas or the U.S. because travelers are eschewing trump's tariffs, trump's icestapo, or trump's rhetoric about taking over this-that-or-the-other nation. 

 

"Mike Johnson Just Got CAUGHT In CRIMINAL SCANDAL🚨"

So....it sounds like mike "tiny" johnson got caught using campaign funding to pay the rent on his personal residence. That is a federal offense. I had him figured for a sex offense, but I guess no republican is above and beyond good old fashioned grift.

"Trump’s Sons ADMIT IT on Live TV... then PANIC"

uday and qusay trump have been pocketing billions of dollars off of donald's presidency. Just like when qusay bragged that all their money comes from russia.

"Trump BRUTALLY TROLLED As New White House TikTok INSTANTLY BACKFIRES"

Please set aside ~15 minutes to watch this--it's HILARIOUS!! The memes and the comments are GOLD!