This is the house the Get Obama Party built
Greetings, Dot Calm Readers
and Truth Crusaders!
I'm keepin' it light again today...skipping the headlines from Daily Kos and AlterNet. Don't forget to read them--srsly, they're loaded this week!!--along with Conservatives are Destroying our Future, Conservative Clown Car, Americans Against the Republican Party, Americans Against the Tea Party, Mrs. Betty Bowers, and God, the Good Lord Above.
But even though I'm not spending the hours I usually do on today's post, that doesn't mean I don't have something to say.
Today, it's all about the shit-house that the greedy old penises in the Get Obama Party built. I hafta confess, it has been quite delicious to watch them eating their own. Pass the popcorn and keep it coming--then they can get the phuque lost and let the adults actually run the country.
Preferably Bernie.
But still...is there no low so low that these prix won't stoop down and slither under it?
Srsly, they sent attack Chihuahua Mitt-the-Twit RMoney to go after Donald Drumpf (as the family was called before changing their name). And Twittens actually told Republican rank and file to get behind and support anyone who isn't Trumpty Dumpty but to support whoever wins the Republican nomination even if it is Dumpster. As if any one of those narcissistic five-year-old cry-babies could hold a candle to Bernie or Hillary--the only two adults in the room. Ya hafta give it to Twittens--he was speaking to the right crowd...they have a high tolerance for cognitive dissonance and hypocrisy. Comes from cherry-picking their Bibles, history, Constitution, law, science, and the rest of reality.
After decades of dumbing down their rank and file and building up a house of hatred, bigotry, intolerance, and ignorance with flaming propaganda, they are pissing their pants that the Trumpenstein monster they created could win the nomination. News flash, Republicans: just like New Orleans after Katrina, you built it, you own it...you break it, you bought it.
It's all fun and games until your bullshit turns around and bites YOU in the ass, eh, Fux Noise Teathuglikkkan'ts?
The only problem is that the rest of us are along for the ride.
How long will it take them to BLAME OBAMA for Trump?
Betting starts...now.
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Here's Dot Calm's shadow's take
on a Donald Trump joke
recently making the rounds...
Donald Trump, Rafael "Ted" Cruz,
Hillary Clinton, and Bernie Sanders
are all passengers on an airplane.
Suddenly,
the pilot bursts into the passenger cabin
and makes a terrifying announcement:
"This plane is out of fuel,
and it's going to crash.
There are only three parachutes,
and I've got one of them--
see ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!"
He dons a parachute
and jumps out of the plane.
Donald Trump leaps up
and loudly announces,
"Donald J. Trump
is the smartest man in the world
--my life is more important
than any of yours, you worms!"
He grabs a parachute
and jumps out of the plane.
Rafael "Ted" Cruz stands up and announces,
"I'm the second coming of JEEEE-ZUSSSS,
and my father on earth proclaimed
to all Christians everywhere
that my Father in heaven
wants me to live and be president
of the United States.
I'm far more important than you sinner scum."
He jumps out of the plane,
confident that God will catch him
and place him safely back on the ground.
Hillary and Bernie look at each other.
Hillary says to Bernie,
"There's only one parachute left.
Do you think it will hold us both?"
Bernie replies,
"Not to worry--
there are actually two parachutes left.
The smartest man in the world
jumped with my backpack."
Ba-dum TISH!
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Trump Derailed by Obama’s Endorsement:
Concluding his endorsement with an emphatic
Concluding his endorsement with an emphatic
closing argument, Obama said,
“If you love me, vote for Trump.”
--Andy Borowitz
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Jeff Sessions, Chris Christie, Paul LePage,
Jan Brewer, Joe Arpaio...
David Duke.
Trump is lining up
David Duke.
Trump is lining up
the country’s most famous bullies,
xenophobes, and bigots
to support and endorse him.
-- Conservative Clown Car
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The house the Get Obama Party built:
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During the last Republican "debate," the CNN closed captioner got fed up and captioned it all
"unintelligible yelling,"
which sums up the whole Republican party
since Bush got into office, doncha think?
which sums up the whole Republican party
since Bush got into office, doncha think?
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So, Dr. Strangesleep finally saw the writing on the wall--which, in his case, consisted of 10-foot-tall letters blazing in fire with neon sign arrows pointing to the message--and dropped out of the campaign. It's a cryin' shame he didn't listen to me when I wrote him the letter below. I'm sure it would have turned his campaign right around! Maybe even "revived" it...ironic that the sleepiest campaign had "revive" in its slogan...or not! Srsly, was it intentional, or are they really that dumb?
Dear Ben Carson:
I saw recently that you told CNN that your campaign might be a scam. It definitely seems to be on the ropes.
I made a suggestion to you several months ago that perhaps you have forgotten. I know it would REVIVE your campaign and turn the Republican Party on its ear, so I will repeat it:
TURN GAY.
You have said more than once that heterosexual people come out of jail homosexual, proving that sexual orientation is a choice--well, this is your chance to prove your statement.
Turn gay for a month or three, and then turn straight again.
Show the world that you can choose to lust after men, desiring only their touch and their kisses and their naked bodies close to yours.
Then turn straight again and go back to your lovely and fashionable wife.
God will forgive you for the sin of being gay because He will know that you are doing it in His name and only to prove a point. Your honesty and integrity in this matter will place you head and shoulders above the competition in both Parties, making you the only choice for President.
Sincerely,
Dot Calm's shadow
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Listening to a Donald Trump speech is like watching a hideously unattractive person furiously masturbate.
-- Mrs. Betty Bowers
The same goes for looking at the disturbingly melted face of Rafael "Ted" Cruz, Jr.
--Dot Calm's shadow
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Movie time!
Break out the popcorn for NonStampCollector!
posted by Dot Calm @ 7:34 PM
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