Okay, Pat Robertson, now you're starting to get on my nerves.
    Welcome to the twenty-first century.
    And guess what??
    Everybody who roams this Earth is NOT Christian!
    OMG!
    It's true! And get this, Pat.
    The more we learn of other peoples, the more we learn of their beliefs, and their customs, and their r...re...relig...religions!
    Don't panic, Pat.
    Everything will be okay. Take a deep breath...Why, take the Islamists.
    Most of them are just like me and you.
    Unfortunately, there are evil folks in every religion.

By the way, Pat, how did you accumulate such great wealth?
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Dot Calm's shadow here...wanna know how much Ol' Pat is worth?

According to celebritynetworth.com, televangelist and media mogul Marion Gordon "Pat" Robertson (born March 22, 1930) is worth $100 million. He qualifies as one of the world's richest celebrities. So, when he goes on the air to lecture a disabled lady in her 80s to get a job and sell her stuff on eBay because she and her husband can't afford to both tithe and pay for doctors, dentists, and food, he also qualifies as a cruel and heartless man.