Another Republican

H *Y *P * O * C * R * I * T * E !

After being caught on videotape, U.S. Rep. Vance McAllister, who ran as a devoted family man and  Christian, asked forgiveness from his family and constituents Monday for kissing an aide a month after being sworn into Congress.

Why, you filthy, fat, ugly prick...with a capital PRICK!...so you got to Washington to partake the fun and festivities all the while preaching family values! Typical Republican! You make me sick!

To stand out from a crowded field last fall, McAllister, R-Swartz, used commercials asking voters to pray for him, promised to bring family values to Congress and relied on the stars of “Duck Dynasty,” the popular reality program that famously ends each episode in prayer.

We'll pray alright! But, it isn't printable, you @#$%  &*!@#!

The first-time candidate upset the state GOP establishment by swamping the odds-on favorite, a legislative floor leader for Gov. Bobby Jindal whose campaign was run by the governor’s chief political adviser.

Piyush! Yeah, we know, you took the name "Bobby" from a TV series. Is anything you people say even remotely truthful?