Liberal: I had a negative experience that made me feel very discriminated against.

Conservative: That never happens! And even if it did, all these other things that really do happen are so much worse!

Liberal: I wish you would just try to put yourself in my shoes and walk around in them for a while before saying that something that really did happen didn't happen.

Conservative: Well, you don't have to get all pissy about it! ...Boy, are you angry and bitter!