Remember Jethro on The Beverly Hillbillies?

Doesn't Rick Perry remind you of him?

But Perry sports horned-rimmed glasses now so we're supposed to think he's no longer the moron he showed us on national TV.

Remember? He phucken forgot the third Department he’d eliminate?

He doesn't change from his Superman costume into Clark Kent with his studious look.

There are no longer phone booths...besides, he'd probably get arrested for fumbling with his shorts!

Sorry, Grover, you’re gonna have to come up with something better than glasses for this moron...Hillary’s gonna chew him up and spit him out like cheap chaw!